Joan Van Ark -- "Knot" Bad!

61. You people are Hoooorrrrriiiiibbbbblllleeeee!
I just want to be me....somewhat!

JvA

Posted at 5:04PM on Apr 4th 2008 by Joan Van Ark

62. is she allergic to lipstick?

Posted at 5:38PM on Apr 4th 2008 by linnea

63. Joan was never a beauty in my books,just smoke and mirrors.She a a very strange look for a 64 year old woman.

Posted at 5:45PM on Apr 4th 2008 by KerryBabyxx

64. Oops,
Our bad,
it's a pic of that Fabio guy on our staff...

Our apologies...

Posted at 5:50PM on Apr 4th 2008 by TMZ

65. I hope she's stays out of the sun, I understand that sunlight, or a stake through the heart will kill them.

Posted at 5:50PM on Apr 4th 2008 by fifi la foo

66. Please, she looks like a petrified monkey

Posted at 5:53PM on Apr 4th 2008 by theregulator

67. My, My, just because she doesn't have on a ton on make up doesn't mean she looks good for sixty something. TMZ, u dont' think much of your reader to characterize her has a natural beauty. No one has forgotten all the work this women has done to herself. She should look somewhat okay with all the money she has spent and will continue to spend.

"Natural Beauty" meaning someone who has NOT plucked, filled, cut off, adjusted, inserted something into themselves to enhance their beauty.

Sorry, Joan does (doesn't) cut it!

Posted at 8:10PM on Apr 4th 2008 by actright

68. No No No,
Acually,
It IS Fabio,

Our bad again,

We gotta geta get our act together...

Apologies...

Posted at 7:44PM on Apr 4th 2008 by TMZ

69. She is ugly as hell, wrinkled up prune. 'WHAT PICTURE ARE YOU LOOKING AT?'

ain't nothing gorgeous about this woman....

Posted at 11:20PM on Apr 4th 2008 by what picture are you looking at?

70. I love her!! She is gorgeous no matter what anyone says or does.
If she had any plastic surgery or whatever...so be it. I remember her from years ago on tv and she was just as beautiful then.
Love ya Joan !!!! :)

Posted at 11:25PM on Apr 4th 2008 by Sheila

71. WTF........................... NATURAL ?????????????????????????????? Or you boys hanging with Amy Winehouse too much !!!

Posted at 1:50AM on Apr 5th 2008 by redsonja1313

72. Are you serious? What looks natural she looks laike a transgender wax figure. Her whole face looks like it is just about to slide off and hit the floor, which would be a massive improvement. If she is a natural beauty, then Pam Anderson has natural boobs.

Posted at 12:28AM on Apr 9th 2008 by Mekagyrl81

73. F U G L Y

Posted at 8:48AM on Apr 5th 2008 by Biker 1957

74. CHRIS CROCKER GREW HIS HAIR OUT

Posted at 11:19AM on Apr 5th 2008 by DMAN

75. GEEEEEEEZ TMZ !!!!!!!! LAY OFF THE CRACK PIPE !!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:33PM on Apr 5th 2008 by THEMOMMA