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No, Nick Nolte Is Not Homeless

Posted Apr 4th 2008 11:39AM by TMZ Staff

He's just dressed down and out. Mugshot hall-of-famer and People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1992 (really, look it up!) struts his gangster lean around Malibu yesterday.

The Nebraska native began his career as a model and at 67, the vintage thesp could still land a magazine cover -- of AARP.

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1. wow...look at his little winky

Posted at 12:23PM on Apr 4th 2008 by thebarbarian

2. If I'm first,
I'm sad and pathetic...

Posted at 12:24PM on Apr 4th 2008 by sigh...

3. WTF!

Posted at 12:29PM on Apr 4th 2008 by Paula

4. He looks comfortable, and I'm guessing he could still kick some Pap azz. Probably explains why the pap doesn't have his camera stuck right in his face.

Posted at 12:34PM on Apr 4th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

5. HEY TMZ, YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW CELEBS DRESS WHEN THEY ARE NOT IN THE SPOTLIGHT...HELL HE LOOKS AS COMFORTABLE AS DIANA ROSS...THEY DO NOT HAVE TO BE ON AT ALL TIMES...HELL SOME OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW, INCLUDING ME DRESS DOWN WHEN WE DON'T FEEL LIKE PRIMPING...NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. AND ANOTHER THING, I HAVE WATCHED TMZ ON TV AND YOUR STAFF ARE NO FASIONISTAS. HARVEY LEVINE SEEMS LIKE HE OWNS ONE PAIR OF PANTS AND SHIRT..ALWAYS WITH THOSE OLD MAN KHAKIS ON...THEN THERE IS THAT FAT WOMAN WHO TALKS ABOOUT CELEBS..HAS SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY...AND THE REST OF THE STAFF DRESSES LIKE THEY ARE HOMELESS...I GUESS IF YOU'RE A SNAKE THEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DRESS LIKE ONE...AND THAT IS ALL AT TMZ SNAKES ON THEIR BELLIES TRYING TO TALK CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE AND YET THEY LOOK WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE THEY TALK ABOUT.

Posted at 12:35PM on Apr 4th 2008 by TMZ CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK

6. We like Nick better than skank hoe Paris Nick is a serious rolemodel. Paris sets an example of what you dont want your kids to become.
1.Her big clothing line- Isnt selling, cheap sweatshop knockoffs
2. Perfune- Is not selling, I did see a bottle sell on ebayfor$1.99. The person that bought it was obviously going to give ittosomeone as a joke.
3. Book- Well she tried to write a book and guesswhat.......itdidnt sell. I suppose her limited vocabulary and brainfunctionhad something to do with it. Oh yea not to forget to mention nobody cares what Paris likes.
4. Music Cd- Did not sell. It wasobviously a studio mixed cd thattries to hide Paris's inability tosing.
5. Movie (Hotty and Notty)- I think nationwide only about twodozenpeople paid to see it. It was reported as to be the biggest boxoffice flop of 2008. The movie isnteven good enough to sell on DVD.Paris reportedly put her own money in for production. I guess thatwillbe a good tax write off for that skank hoe. Paris couldnt act herway out of a paper bag.
6. Champaigne in a Can- This brainchild isntselling but Pariswhored her name out to promote it. Another failureforParis Hilton.
7. Porno- This self made, released to the pubic pornoof Paris anda skank hoe guy was probably her biggest success. There isnothing like seeing her beaked nose,boney, ugly ass going down onsomebody. Paris wasn'teven good at love making. She is so fakeandtransparent.
8. DUI/Suspended License- Well the little valtrexedhoe wasarrested for DUI and then turned her back on the law and droveher car on a suspended license. Then itwas Jail Time For Paris whereshe had to spend time in jail while trying to fake a tummy ache inorder toget out. When she did get out, the videos of her walkingoutwas reminiscent of someone being lost on adeserted island and beenfound. She acted like it was herbig day and everyone loved her. GuesswhatParis..........very few people loves you.
9. Reality TV Show- thisdumbass show is as fake as Paris. Nobodywatches it and those that dojust watch it to laugh at the skank hoe. The seasons of the showwasput out on DVD and didnt sell.
10. Celebrity Wannabe- Paris holdsherself in such high self esteemthat she thinks that she is acelebrity when in fact she has done nothing to attain celebritystatus. She cant act, cant sing, cant write and her business sense isabout on the same level as a homeless person. Paris tries to rubshoulders with true celebrities in order toget her photo taken andpublished, when infact she has nothing but the tarnished Hilton nameas a claimt o fame. I could add tons more to this top 10 list but the
skank hoe does not deserve it. Nick Nolte you Rule......Paris Sucks.

Posted at 1:44PM on Apr 4th 2008 by Nick Rules..........Paris Sucks

7. "The Nebraska native began his career as a model and at 67, the vintage thesp could still land a magazine cover -of ?

Have you seen some of the people in AARP magazine? Jamie Lee Curtis, for example? This man is absolutely decrepit. Don't insult AARP or people over 50 years old by proclaiming that Nick Nolte is suitable for their magazine OR is representative of the boomer generation.

Posted at 12:38PM on Apr 4th 2008 by michele

8. great actor!

Posted at 12:41PM on Apr 4th 2008 by mittelfrueh

9. His girlfriend just had a baby didn't she?

Posted at 12:46PM on Apr 4th 2008 by mjn

10. I love ya Nick

Posted at 1:59PM on Apr 4th 2008 by melanie

11. Hmmmmmmmmmmm......I'd still do that - I remember his early days well & he can still make my heart beat faster.

Posted at 1:53PM on Apr 4th 2008 by LAWoman

12. This pic is my all time favorite, TMZ..Gotta love Nick Nolte...."Where to,....convict?"

Posted at 2:42PM on Apr 4th 2008 by MGMKID

13. ha ha

He still thinks it's 1973. Bet he still listens to The Eagles!

ha