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No, Nick Nolte Is Not Homeless

4/4/2008 12:39 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

He's just dressed down and out. Mugshot hall-of-famer and People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1992 (really, look it up!) struts his gangster lean around Malibu yesterday.

The Nebraska native began his career as a model and at 67, the vintage thesp could still land a magazine cover -- of AARP.

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1.

Dirwood    

Nick has always been too good for AA. I think his life is an ironic mess.

2228 days ago
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tard in the hood    

wow...look at his little winky

2288 days ago
3.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

If I'm first,
I'm sad and pathetic...

2288 days ago
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Alexa    

WTF!

2288 days ago
5.

TMZhires13yearolds    

He looks comfortable, and I'm guessing he could still kick some Pap azz. Probably explains why the pap doesn't have his camera stuck right in his face.

2288 days ago
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rHIANNA    

HEY TMZ, YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW CELEBS DRESS WHEN THEY ARE NOT IN THE SPOTLIGHT...HELL HE LOOKS AS COMFORTABLE AS DIANA ROSS...THEY DO NOT HAVE TO BE ON AT ALL TIMES...HELL SOME OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW, INCLUDING ME DRESS DOWN WHEN WE DON'T FEEL LIKE PRIMPING...NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. AND ANOTHER THING, I HAVE WATCHED TMZ ON TV AND YOUR STAFF ARE NO FASIONISTAS. HARVEY LEVINE SEEMS LIKE HE OWNS ONE PAIR OF PANTS AND SHIRT..ALWAYS WITH THOSE OLD MAN KHAKIS ON...THEN THERE IS THAT FAT WOMAN WHO TALKS ABOOUT CELEBS..HAS SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY...AND THE REST OF THE STAFF DRESSES LIKE THEY ARE HOMELESS...I GUESS IF YOU'RE A SNAKE THEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DRESS LIKE ONE...AND THAT IS ALL AT TMZ SNAKES ON THEIR BELLIES TRYING TO TALK CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE AND YET THEY LOOK WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE THEY TALK ABOUT.

2288 days ago
7.

Thats One Ugly Skanky Hoe    

We like Nick better than skank hoe Paris Nick is a serious rolemodel. Paris sets an example of what you dont want your kids to become.
1.Her big clothing line- Isnt selling, cheap sweatshop knockoffs
2. Perfune- Is not selling, I did see a bottle sell on ebayfor$1.99. The person that bought it was obviously going to give ittosomeone as a joke.
3. Book- Well she tried to write a book and guesswhat.......itdidnt sell. I suppose her limited vocabulary and brainfunctionhad something to do with it. Oh yea not to forget to mention nobody cares what Paris likes.
4. Music Cd- Did not sell. It wasobviously a studio mixed cd thattries to hide Paris's inability tosing.
5. Movie (Hotty and Notty)- I think nationwide only about twodozenpeople paid to see it. It was reported as to be the biggest boxoffice flop of 2008. The movie isnteven good enough to sell on DVD.Paris reportedly put her own money in for production. I guess thatwillbe a good tax write off for that skank hoe. Paris couldnt act herway out of a paper bag.
6. Champaigne in a Can- This brainchild isntselling but Pariswhored her name out to promote it. Another failureforParis Hilton.
7. Porno- This self made, released to the pubic pornoof Paris anda skank hoe guy was probably her biggest success. There isnothing like seeing her beaked nose,boney, ugly ass going down onsomebody. Paris wasn'teven good at love making. She is so fakeandtransparent.
8. DUI/Suspended License- Well the little valtrexedhoe wasarrested for DUI and then turned her back on the law and droveher car on a suspended license. Then itwas Jail Time For Paris whereshe had to spend time in jail while trying to fake a tummy ache inorder toget out. When she did get out, the videos of her walkingoutwas reminiscent of someone being lost on adeserted island and beenfound. She acted like it was herbig day and everyone loved her. GuesswhatParis..........very few people loves you.
9. Reality TV Show- thisdumbass show is as fake as Paris. Nobodywatches it and those that dojust watch it to laugh at the skank hoe. The seasons of the showwasput out on DVD and didnt sell.
10. Celebrity Wannabe- Paris holdsherself in such high self esteemthat she thinks that she is acelebrity when in fact she has done nothing to attain celebritystatus. She cant act, cant sing, cant write and her business sense isabout on the same level as a homeless person. Paris tries to rubshoulders with true celebrities in order toget her photo taken andpublished, when infact she has nothing but the tarnished Hilton nameas a claimt o fame. I could add tons more to this top 10 list but the
skank hoe does not deserve it. Nick Nolte you Rule......Paris Sucks.

2288 days ago
8.

Michele    

"The Nebraska native began his career as a model and at 67, the vintage thesp could still land a magazine cover -of ?

Have you seen some of the people in AARP magazine? Jamie Lee Curtis, for example? This man is absolutely decrepit. Don't insult AARP or people over 50 years old by proclaiming that Nick Nolte is suitable for their magazine OR is representative of the boomer generation.

2288 days ago
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mittelfrueh    

great actor!

2288 days ago
10.

Frank Olivo    

His girlfriend just had a baby didn't she?

2288 days ago
11.

melanie    

I love ya Nick

2288 days ago
12.

lawoman    

Hmmmmmmmmmmm......I'd still do that - I remember his early days well & he can still make my heart beat faster.

2288 days ago
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MGM KID    

This pic is my all time favorite, TMZ..Gotta love Nick Nolte...."Where to,....convict?"

2288 days ago
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CoolGirl2008    

ha ha

He still thinks it's 1973. Bet he still listens to The Eagles!

ha

2288 days ago
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homer smith    

I'LD TAKE THIS FINE LOOKING AND SEXY GUY, ANY DAMN TIME!!! COMPARED TO THE YOUNGER SKAGS OF TODAY'S HOLLYWOOD, THIS GUY EXCUDES UMMMMM!!!!

2288 days ago
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