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Why We're Not Buying It -- Let Us Count the Ways

Posted Apr 4th 2008 4:59PM by TMZ Staff

Beyonce and Jay-Z1. Jay-Z and Beyonce allegedly applied for a marriage license in Scarsdale, NY on April 1st - uh, April Fool's Day! And in Scarsdale??

2. Jay-Z is playing a concert in North Carolina on Saturday - that doesn't leave very much time for a honeymoon.

3. Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams (those other two from Destiny's Child) posted a silly YouTube video, giggling and declaring, "we're...out of town...at an undisclosed location." Hee hee. How very subtle.

4. Details of the grand wedding have emerged onto the Internet and include tidbits such as:
Beyonce's dressing room is set up in a gym. A gym!? Every bride's dream!

A fridge has been stocked with Jay-Z's favorite champagne. Did the housekeeper leak this? What about those non-disclosure agreements those people sign?

5. They picked Jay-Z's Manhattan apartment for their wedding locale. Why not just set up in the middle of Times Square?

6. People magazine posted photos of cheapy looking flowers and candelabras being delivered to Jay-Z's pad. There's no way Beyonce would allow cheap flowers at her wedding. Not to mention what her mom and dad would do.

7. Jay-Z just signed a $150 million deal with Live Nation. That sounds like a great reason to throw a party. And probably the real reason all this commotion is going down today.

8. The entire gossip blogosphere has gone crazy with wedding fever - everyone but E! that is. They haven't written anything about the wedding fiasco. Interesting, being that E! airs Ashton Kutcher's lame punking the paps show. We're just sayin'...

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46. Who cares? They are desperate for publicity - that's why they did not do this in a classy way - but leaked all this info to the press - hell the Destiny Child girls even made a youtube video to make it a big deal. Too bad the original member, Latoya wasn't included, but Beyonce and her dad kicked out anyone that could sing better than Beyonce.

Posted at 10:48AM on Apr 5th 2008 by little friend

47. Lance Mark Zeidman of Fort Lauderdale Florida, Ohio and Lindenhurst New York is a con artist and a thief who defrauds people out of their hard-earned money because he is too LAZY to go out and earn his own and because he gets FIRED from every job that he has because of his incompetence. He LIES about all that he has-he STEALS from other people. He should be so ashamed of himself because he's a mooching loser who has to live with college kids to pay his rent because he doesn't earn enough on his own-don't give this guy a penny of your money for 'forex deals' or 'internet advertising' or 'Jewish Ceremonies' any other scam he comes up with...you will never see your money again! Lance Zeidman is a crooked, no conscience, no talent, uneducated, pathetic, desperate thief!!!

Posted at 11:06AM on Apr 5th 2008 by LanceZ.Sucks!

48. Lance Mark Zeidman of Fort Lauderdale Florida, Ohio and Lindenhurst New York is a con artist and a thief who defrauds people out of their hard-earned money because he is too LAZY to go out and earn his own and because he gets FIRED from every job that he has because of his incompetence. He LIES about all that he has-he STEALS from other people. He should be so ashamed of himself because he's a mooching loser who has to live with college kids to pay his rent because he doesn't earn enough on his own-don't give this guy a penny of your money for 'forex deals' or 'internet advertising' or 'Jewish Ceremonies' any other scam he comes up with...you will never see your money again! Lance Zeidman is a crooked, no conscience, no talent, uneducated, pathetic, desperate thief!!!

Posted at 11:10AM on Apr 5th 2008 by LanceZ.Sucks!

49. Stop haten on a Black Baaaaallin Millionair, Cause if u had chance to get some of that fame & money u be all on it haters.
STOP HATEN
STOP SNICTHEN

Posted at 8:09AM on Apr 7th 2008 by j scott

50. Making fun of Ashton's show now eh? Someone a little bitter that they got duped a few times over? Maybe this will teach you guys not to post random stupid rumours about people with no proof!

Posted at 1:46PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Nikki M

51. Haters, don't hate. IQ hi, that's why they are paid dummy.

Posted at 3:27PM on Apr 5th 2008 by patty

52. I'm happy as hell for them! Since I couldn't have Jigga man, I'm glad he got a good girl. For the haters out there "get over it".
Jay-Z congratulations baby I pray that your union will be a blessed one! Beyonce' you better take care of my baby or I'll have to come see you!!!! :)

Posted at 8:57PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Saundra

53. I AM SO SICK OF THE B&J THING THEY ARE HUMAN WHO CARES IF THERE GET MARRIED CELEBRITIES ACT THE WAY THAT THEY DO CAUSE PEOPLE MAKE THEM THINK THAT THEY ARE BETTER MONEY DOES NOT MAKE YOU ....But FOR SHRIEK {JAY} AND FIONA {B} WHO CARES

Posted at 3:35PM on Apr 8th 2008 by I am so sick of this

54. Whoever the hater is that wrote that their iqs put together would equal room temperature: evidently their iq is high because they've made it further than just singing and wrapping and are worth millions of dollars, while you're sitting on the computer reading about them with their room temp iq.

Posted at 10:41AM on Apr 7th 2008 by Ebony

55. Why the hell is everybody hating on Jay and B? The thing is people wish to have the type of money Jay and B has, so becuase you don't have it hate anyway. I think Jay lips are cute and i also think B is cute!!!! Everybody thats hating on the wedding get ya money up and have your own disclosed wedding. CONGRADS are in order if there is a wedding

Posted at 9:52AM on Apr 8th 2008 by iseeutalkin

56. Congrates to them both. Not only are they successful,they have a lot of love for one another. They did the right thing by
wanting to keep it a sercret from low life people who have nothing else to do. God Bless their marriage.

Posted at 4:10PM on Apr 8th 2008 by KC Chick

57. Another Thing Why would kelly rowland wear a WHITE dress to her friends wedding? shouldnt the bride be the only one wearing WHITE?

Posted at 8:46AM on Apr 8th 2008 by Jessica

58. Okay!! Let's just say that they did get married? What would it matter? They have been together for over 5 years and they go practically everywhere together. Who really cares if they get maried or not? Why is it such a very big deal. They are human people just like the rest of us. Okay, so Jay-Z has quite a bit of money and Beyonce? Well, she has money also. So does many other rappers and people on tv. WHEN WILL THE WORLD WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT THEY AREN'T ANY DIFFERENT THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD. WE HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON OUR HANDS. I'D RATHER SEE MY NEIGHBOR OR THE LADY AROUND THE CORNER GET MARRIED, IT WOULD BE MORE MEANINGFUL. GOOD DAY!!!

Posted at 7:38PM on Apr 13th 2008 by Mrs. Caldwell

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