Baby Mama Wants More Blood from Jordan

Michael JordanWhere is Maury Povich when you need him?! A woman who claims Michael Jordan fathered her 4-year-old son is asking for him to take a paternity test -- for the third time!

The former NBA baller took two paternity tests in 2005, and was completely ruled out to be the boy's father. But the wacky mom just won't leave MJ alone.

Lisa Miceli is asking a judge to make Jordan submit to a third paternity test -- but here's the rub (get it?) -- she'll have a hard time serving Jordan, because a judge has ruled she's been harassing the s**t out of him and ordered her to stay away.

At this point Mike's probably feelin' it's a load of Chicago bulls**t.



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16. SHE WAS CATCH A WRONG PERSON , THE BOY LOOKS LIKE A CHINESE , HOW CAN BE A SON OF MINE ?

Posted at 8:56PM on Apr 5th 2008 by MICHAEL JORDAN

17. I READ THE BLOG AND SHES ONE CRAZY BITCH!! I HOPE DSS IS READING IT TOO, SO THEY CAN PUT THAT POOR BOY WITH A GOOD FAMILY!! CAUSE HIS MOM IS TWO SHAKES AWAY FROM A PADDED ROOM., MICHAEL ENDORSE TROJANS, IT MIGHT HELP YOU IN THE FUTURE!!

Posted at 8:56PM on Apr 5th 2008 by GO HILLARY!!

18. PEOPLE I AM HERE TO GUIDE AND HELP YOU TO A MORE CONSTRUCTIVE LIFE!!

STOP WASTING YOUR TIME HERE!!! GO GET A JOB, MORE EDUCATION, READ A BOOK. STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE

ON THIS WEBSITE...ONLY MAKING MONEY FOR THEM EVERY TIME YOU ENTER!!!

AGAIN STOP WASTING YOUR PATHETIC LIVES HERE MAKING HARVEY A WEALTHY MAN. DO SOME CHARITY WORK IF YOU HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE.

Posted at 9:35PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Mrs. Bushmann

19. WHY ARE YOU ON HERE? I AM STARTING TO THINK YOU HAVE A SCREW LOOSE.

Posted at 9:40PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Mrs.Bushmann calling the kettle black

20. IF YOU READ MY COMMENTS I STATED THAT I AM HERE TO GUIDE AND HELP YOU CORRECT YOUR FOOLISH WAYS.

THAT IS MY MISSION.... TO HELP YOU GET YOUR PATHETIC LIVES ON TRACK AND DO SOME GOOD DURING YOUR STAY ON THIS PLANET.

Posted at 9:47PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Mrs. Bushmann

21. You don't know anything about our lives. You are a nut. You are never going to "guide" anyone here. Go find some charity work in your neighborhood fool.

Posted at 9:53PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Mrs.Bushmann calling the kettle black

22. IF HE HADNT GOT INVOLVED (BEING THAT HE WAS MARRIED) HE WOULDNT BE GOING THROUGH THIS!
YEA BUT THE CHICK IS CRAZY AND NEED HELP!

Posted at 9:56PM on Apr 5th 2008 by JUJU

23. Although it is clear Miceli is koo koo for cocoa puffs....this headache serves Jordan right. When will married men stop whoring around with skanky sluts? The answer - when cheating costs more than staying faithful.

I hope the law deals harshly with Miceli - but until then....Jordan should have rented Fatal Attraction at least twice. Ha!

Posted at 10:15PM on Apr 5th 2008 by cheatersneverwin

24. injunction and restraining order NOW!

Posted at 10:21PM on Apr 5th 2008 by jbird

25. The title of the article implies that she is HIS baby mama. Headlines are just as important as the text.

And to Mrs. Bushmann........take your desire to guide people somewhere else. You don't know anything about the people who post here.

Posted at 10:45PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Sheesh

26. DNA doesn't lie, WOMAN!!!!! Michael Jordan isn't the father face it.

Posted at 11:23PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Dave

27. She hasn't seen him since 2001 by her own admittance!! It is IMPOSSIBLE for this child to be his!! IF they had a child he/she would be at least 7 NOT4!!!!!

Posted at 12:33AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Karla

28. Mrs. Bushmann go join Lisa in the looney bin!

Posted at 12:34AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Karla

29. Before I comment on the story, let me say to Mrs. Bushman that you are exactly the reason a lot of people won't go to church because of psychos like you who think they have the right to correct people when their own lives are just as screwed up if not moreso!

Now, to the story, I'll bet that is one piece of booty Michael Jordan wishes he would've left alone! In any case, DNA testing cleared him of this years ago so I don't see how she could take him back to court! The court should just throw this one out!

Posted at 12:39AM on Apr 6th 2008 by egriffin

30. I KNOW MUCH MORE THAN YOU THINK I DO....YOU ARE ALL VERY FOOLISH WASTING YOUR PATHETIC
LIVES POSTING NONSENSICAL COMMENTS ON THIS SITE....GO LIVE YOUR LIVES IN THE REAL WORLD, THIS IS A WORLD FULL OF POPPYCOCK....

PLEASE BELIEVE ME...MOTHER KNOWS BEST...

I WILL NOT BOTHER YOU ANYMORE....BUT JUST REMEMBER TO BRUSH AFTER EVERY MEAL...

Posted at 12:50AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Mrs. Bushmann

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