31. Basketball players do this all the time. They switch blood after hours. She should demand a DNA on the spot testing and I'll bet Micheal is the father. They are hooked up to underworld figures who get them out of just about anything.
Believe it, It's true.

Posted at 1:46AM on Apr 6th 2008 by joy mims

32. Stay away from my man LISA!!

Posted at 2:12AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Alyssa

33. Busted! TMZ got it right back in February when they described you as "Crazazy"! Your extortion plot failed, now you're caught in a hamster-trap, running that same nowhere-wheel as when you let Jordan tap that azz back in '99. Lotsa luck, beeyotch.

Posted at 2:23AM on Apr 6th 2008 by hahamimsbushmanlisa

34. TMZ, even if he has a restraining order against her, why would this prevent her from serving papers? Can't she just hire someone to serve them? What a waste of the court's time but pretty funny. Hey Mike, what goes around comes around. I want to be like Mike, NOT

Posted at 3:03AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Whatever

35. He should sue the gold digger for harrassment and get a judgment against her. That will teach her a lesson.

Posted at 4:02AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Victoria

36. The NBA should use this case in it's "orientation" classes to the youngsters now jumping to the NBA after their college freshman year. "This is what happens when you don't bother to use your brain & don't keep it in your pants; you get psycho bitches from hell demanding you take paternity tests & stalking you for years".

If they took it to heart, the strip clubs & knocking shops in the US would have 1/2 the pathetic dudes getting laid in them...

Posted at 5:19AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Nasty

37. This chick is a psycho nutcase. There ought to be a law about people purposely lying to try to badger someone into giving them money to go away. It's obviously this whackjob is doing this. I hope she ends up in jail, or in a psycho ward...

Posted at 5:27AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Nasty

38. This woman has won the LOTTERY, and she won't REST until she collects her WINNING.

Remember men, its not enough to discard your used condom in the waste basket anymore. You must now FLUSH it down the toilet. I have heard of unscrupulous women retrieving the used condom from the waste basket and putting it in an ice cooler they have hidden in the room, and to later use a turkey baster to inseminate themselves.

Posted at 8:42AM on Apr 6th 2008 by Griffbooty

39. Dude, get the snip-snip done and you never have to worry about crazy women again - or their babies.

Smarten up.

Posted at 12:23PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Cuttin' Up

40. Why do women think that if they have a baby with someone rich and famous,they should be rich too?Last i checked, Michael jordan's wife didn't play 1 basketball game,or sell any shoes with her name on them.Same for Heather Mills,how many songs did she write,concert performances??IM SICK OF GOLD DIGGING WOMEN

Posted at 2:58PM on Apr 6th 2008 by GOLD DIGGERS SUCK

41. "Crazy Bitch for three!!!!!....oh nooooo!" -Marv Albert

Posted at 5:13PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Rican Gorilla

42. She probably never slept with him to begin with. Everyone know he had numerous mistresses while he was married. He has NO clue who you are! Oh wait yes he does you emailed him 4 million times

Posted at 7:11PM on Apr 6th 2008 by kelly14

43. The woman is a total whackjob. Not only is she after MJ, she accuses Alyssa Milano of trying to steal her life because she played a character with the same last name as hers. She is delusional.

Posted at 10:41PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Kelly

44. Somebody tell Lisa that we have the perfect lawyer for her. Her name's Elsebeth Baumgartner. Google her. She's about as nuts as this Miceli chick!

Posted at 10:56PM on Apr 6th 2008 by Kelly

45. People this delusional should be institutionalized for life.

Posted at 3:00PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Matt