"Idol" Wannabes Gag Us with Inspiration

Classic songs have been butchered every week on "American Idol" -- and next week they are taking stabs at the ones that inspire them. Jesus take the wheel!

Until TMZ moles obtain the song list -- and we will -- we've created a song list the wannabes should consider for themselves.

David Archuleta: "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna
Kristy Lee Cook: "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
Michael Johns: "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" by Rolf Harris
Brooke White: "Crybaby" by Mariah Carey
David Cook: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
Jason Castro: "I Am Not My Hair" by India.Arie
Carly Smithson: "I've Got You Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
Syesha Mercado: "Don't Forget About Us" by Mariah Carey

Filed under: TV, Wacky and Weird, American Idol

Reader Comments

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1. SO WHAT

Posted at 1:23PM on Apr 5th 2008 by MLR

2. what makes these kids think they can sing these songs? jason castro singing india arie . come on

Posted at 1:30PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Olivia

3. 2 mariah carey songs which is what there doing next week so they might actually do that

Posted at 1:30PM on Apr 5th 2008 by tony

4. seriously!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 5th 2008 by seriously

5. harvy?whens the apology going out to eliot yasmine,,,,,,,,,still waiting .make it loud and clear!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 5th 2008 by LAYLA

6. haha all of them r pretty good and the one about David A. is sooooo true i don't like his dad

Posted at 1:34PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Country_Gurl92

7. haha those r pretty good and the one about David A.'s dad is soo true i don't like his dad at all

Posted at 1:39PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Country_Gurl92

8. Why the hell is David singing about keeping his baby?
Anti-abortion?
I don't get it.

Posted at 1:40PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Jenny

9. Janis Joplen sang the song crybaby!

Posted at 1:48PM on Apr 5th 2008 by kandie

10. The only person ever worth seeing on American Idol is Constantine Maroulis. He is a HUGE talent and a MAJOR star. He needs to have his own variety show.

I love the man and will marry him someday.

Posted at 1:49PM on Apr 5th 2008 by kiki

11. "My Heart Will Go On" - TMZ, you're terrible

Posted at 1:52PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Lou

12. I guess some of you missed the point. These are the songs that TMZ WANTS them to sing! #6, "Papa Don't Preach" is in reference to David A's father being a stage dad.

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 5th 2008 by WARDMAN3

13. Lol about Jason's song.

Posted at 2:11PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Chandra

14. TMZ - maybe you should stop criticizing people that are actually talented, and do something productive with your lives. Creating demeaning comments about people is not something you should be proud of. I have absolutely no idea why anyone would ever want to visit this site, or actually care about anything you all have to say.

Posted at 2:19PM on Apr 5th 2008 by tmzgetalife

15. PEOPLE PLEASE GET YOURSELVES TOGETHER AND DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR CURRENT

PATHETIC LIVES!!! STOP WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE ON THIS WEBSITE, GO GET A JOB, OR GO GET YOUR SELVES

AN EDUCATION...STOP WASTING YOUR TIME HERE....

PLEASE REMEMBER, MOTHER KNOWS BEST!!

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Mrs. Bushmann

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