"Idol" Wannabes Gag Us with Inspiration

Classic songs have been butchered every week on "American Idol" -- and next week they are taking stabs at the ones that inspire them. Jesus take the wheel!

Until TMZ moles obtain the song list -- and we will -- we've created a song list the wannabes should consider for themselves.

David Archuleta: "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna
Kristy Lee Cook: "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
Michael Johns: "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" by Rolf Harris
Brooke White: "Crybaby" by Mariah Carey
David Cook: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
Jason Castro: "I Am Not My Hair" by India.Arie
Carly Smithson: "I've Got You Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
Syesha Mercado: "Don't Forget About Us" by Mariah Carey

Reader Comments

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1. SO WHAT

Posted at 1:23PM on Apr 5th 2008 by MLR

2. i thought it was funny!

Posted at 1:29PM on Apr 17th 2008 by joy

3. what makes these kids think they can sing these songs? jason castro singing india arie . come on

Posted at 1:30PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Olivia

4. 2 mariah carey songs which is what there doing next week so they might actually do that

Posted at 1:30PM on Apr 5th 2008 by tony

5. harvy?whens the apology going out to eliot yasmine,,,,,,,,,still waiting .make it loud and clear!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 5th 2008 by LAYLA

6. seriously!!!

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 5th 2008 by seriously

7. haha all of them r pretty good and the one about David A. is sooooo true i don't like his dad

Posted at 1:34PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Country_Gurl92

8. haha those r pretty good and the one about David A.'s dad is soo true i don't like his dad at all

Posted at 1:39PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Country_Gurl92

9. Why the hell is David singing about keeping his baby?
Anti-abortion?
I don't get it.

Posted at 1:40PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Jenny

10. Janis Joplen sang the song crybaby!

Posted at 1:48PM on Apr 5th 2008 by kandie

11. The only person ever worth seeing on American Idol is Constantine Maroulis. He is a HUGE talent and a MAJOR star. He needs to have his own variety show.

I love the man and will marry him someday.

Posted at 1:49PM on Apr 5th 2008 by kiki

12. LOL! Very nicely done I say!

Posted at 2:55PM on Apr 5th 2008 by D.

13. "My Heart Will Go On" - TMZ, you're terrible

Posted at 1:52PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Lou

14. I guess some of you missed the point. These are the songs that TMZ WANTS them to sing! #6, "Papa Don't Preach" is in reference to David A's father being a stage dad.

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 5th 2008 by WARDMAN3

15. TMZ - maybe you should stop criticizing people that are actually talented, and do something productive with your lives. Creating demeaning comments about people is not something you should be proud of. I have absolutely no idea why anyone would ever want to visit this site, or actually care about anything you all have to say.

Posted at 2:19PM on Apr 5th 2008 by tmzgetalife

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