"Idol" Wannabes Gag Us with Inspiration

Classic songs have been butchered every week on "American Idol" -- and next week they are taking stabs at the ones that inspire them. Jesus take the wheel!

Until TMZ moles obtain the song list -- and we will -- we've created a song list the wannabes should consider for themselves.

David Archuleta: "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna
Kristy Lee Cook: "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
Michael Johns: "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" by Rolf Harris
Brooke White: "Crybaby" by Mariah Carey
David Cook: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
Jason Castro: "I Am Not My Hair" by India.Arie
Carly Smithson: "I've Got You Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
Syesha Mercado: "Don't Forget About Us" by Mariah Carey

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16. Lol about Jason's song.

Posted at 2:11PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Chandra

17. PEOPLE PLEASE GET YOURSELVES TOGETHER AND DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR CURRENT

PATHETIC LIVES!!! STOP WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE ON THIS WEBSITE, GO GET A JOB, OR GO GET YOUR SELVES

AN EDUCATION...STOP WASTING YOUR TIME HERE....

PLEASE REMEMBER, MOTHER KNOWS BEST!!

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Mrs. Bushmann

18. These are HILARIOUS! Good job, whoever came up with them. KLC's is the best. Yes, please. Don't speak (or sing).

Posted at 2:48PM on Apr 5th 2008 by SRW

19. Let's turn it into a real fresk show.

David Archuleta: "YMCA" by The Village People

Kristy Lee Cook: "I Might Like You Better If We Slept Together" by Romeo Void

Michael Johns: "Land Down Under" by Men at Work

Brooke White: "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon

David Cook: "I Think I Love You" by The Partridge Family

Jason Castro: "People" by Barbra Streisand

Carly Smithson: "Is That All There Is?" by Peggy Lee

Syesha Mercado: "A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock 'N Roll" by Marie Osmond

Posted at 2:49PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Christopher

20. Great List!

Posted at 2:51PM on Apr 5th 2008 by hank

21. MRS BUSHMANN: Right back atcha babe!

Posted at 3:22PM on Apr 5th 2008 by kandie

22. LOL...My Heart will Go On

Posted at 3:23PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Hillblazer

23. I want David Cook to sing "Move Along" by The All-American Rejects.

Posted at 4:18PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Tiger Lily

24. When the heck is Christy Lee Cook gonna get voted off? She should have been gone a month ago! What's wrong with America????

Posted at 4:40PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Samantha

25. And what is the appeal with Jason? Is it his dread locks? Is it his sweet, shy demeanor? Is it that he can play a guitar? It can't be his singing!

Posted at 4:46PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Samantha

26. Triple LOVE Jason Castro! His studio recordings on ITunes are brilliant..

Posted at 4:56PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Vote For Jason Castro

27. carly is NASTY! are there any songs about being a skanky ho? oh, and i just love how people who hate this website take super lots of time and energy to comment on it and everything. whatever. i love TMZ.

Posted at 5:06PM on Apr 5th 2008 by i'm hungry, yo

28. I don't understand what Michael Johns is thinking. That is a song off the Wiggles, Simon is going to hate it.

Posted at 5:09PM on Apr 5th 2008 by wendy

29. and who the hell needs to go get a job? IT'S SATURDAY!!! durrrrr...

Posted at 5:09PM on Apr 5th 2008 by i'm hungry, yo

30. ITS so funny TMZ you BUTCHER journalisim every day lol. YOU have HACKS and wannabes that when they get promoted to the NATIONAL ENQUIROR its a step up from your gig TMZ = LOSERS Harvey a LUCY SPILLER YOU never GONNA BE !!

Posted at 7:36PM on Apr 5th 2008 by LUCY SPILLER \\\

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