"Idol" Wannabes Gag Us with Inspiration

Classic songs have been butchered every week on "American Idol" -- and next week they are taking stabs at the ones that inspire them. Jesus take the wheel!

Until TMZ moles obtain the song list -- and we will -- we've created a song list the wannabes should consider for themselves.

David Archuleta: "Papa Don't Preach" by Madonna
Kristy Lee Cook: "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
Michael Johns: "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" by Rolf Harris
Brooke White: "Crybaby" by Mariah Carey
David Cook: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
Jason Castro: "I Am Not My Hair" by India.Arie
Carly Smithson: "I've Got You Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
Syesha Mercado: "Don't Forget About Us" by Mariah Carey

Reader Comments

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46. This is the worst Idol season ever!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? There were by far better singers during audition. They are really not looking for talent!

Posted at 8:10AM on Apr 7th 2008 by Allison

47. Funny!! :-)

Posted at 2:16PM on Apr 7th 2008 by rita

48. hahahahahahahaha bueno! oh, if it could be.

Posted at 8:42PM on Apr 7th 2008 by nashvillefug

49. THIS WAS A JOKE, TMZ READERS!!

Posted at 9:02PM on Apr 7th 2008 by ohreli

50. HERES MY LIST
DAVID A SING IF YOUR GLAD TO BE GAY -TOM ROBINSON
DAVID C - TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART - BONNIE TYLER
KIRSTY - SILENCE IS GOLDEN
BROOKE - I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING
SYESHA MECARDO - IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME - CHER
JASON - AGE OF AQUARIUS - FROM HAIR
MICHAEL - DON'T DREAM ITS OVER -CROWDED HOUSE
CARLY - YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD - AMY WINEHOUSE
WHAT DO YOU THINK TMZ

Posted at 5:52AM on Apr 8th 2008 by KLERRY JAGO

51. Are you people stupid? Read the WHOLE thing!!! TMZ said they CONSIDER singing these songs. Its a joke, not serious.

Posted at 2:40PM on Apr 8th 2008 by B

52. WOW...isnt it amazing!!!! YOU WERE WRONG!

Posted at 10:07PM on Apr 8th 2008 by chichi

53. "9. Why the hell is David singing about keeping his baby?
Anti-abortion?
I don't get it.

Posted at 1:40PM on Apr 5th 2008 by Jenny"

What are you talking about?? Who?? David C.??

Posted at 4:04AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Jessica

54. Who would take the time to comment on this article only to bash it and insult TMZ? Very obviously you are reading the website. If you don't like, don't read it and keep your asinine comments to yourself.

Posted at 4:58PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Erin

55. David Cook: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion .... HOW DARE YOU! The poor boy has been going through hell, and you think that's funny? His brother had a setback with his CANCER, he broke up with his girlfriend, and he is under a lot of pressure. He was in the HOSPITAL for crying out loud! When someone has health issues, that is NOT funny. If anything happens to David, you are going to feel really bad - and you should! You owe a huge apology this time... this is really low - even for you, TMZ.

Posted at 9:44PM on Apr 10th 2008 by IdolMania4365

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