Dude! You Don't F**k With George's Lady!

Super hotness, er, actor George Clooney, put on his cape and is saving a damsel in distress -- his girlfriend Sarah Larson!

We're hearing Georgie boy received an anonymous voice mail from a man telling him to ditch his chick, saying, "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!" Nice! Do you stalk your mother with that mouth?

George tells the New Yorker (via Page Six) that he definitely didn't appreciated the warning, and enlisted the help of his chauffeur (random!) who traced the call to a pre-paid cell phone. Unfortunately, they haven't found the culprit.