"The Body" Replaced by Homeless Drifter

Jesse "The Body" Ventura, former Governor of Minnesota, is long gone -- replaced by someone who looks like a bulging, over-tanned, mulleted homeless man!


Ventura explains where he's been hiding lately -- and it ain't a beauty salon.



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16. Is this one of your rights as a writer is to say vulgar things about people. Well, since you think you have balls. I don't care if you are a man or woman . Why don't you grow some real big balls, and say these things directly to Jessie's face. Now that would be a real story for your paper.

Posted at 12:38AM on Apr 7th 2008 by Staff Writer of This Article Is A Coward>

17. Hey, Jesse is cool. Give him a break!

Posted at 6:34AM on Apr 7th 2008 by Grim Reaper

18. "14. Seemed to me he had blue eyes when he wrestled,now there brown,must of contacts,like paris wears.

Posted at 8:58PM on Apr 6th 2008 by KerryBabyxx"

It's the lighting, same thing happens with Bush and he has grey eyes when you look up close ,,, I really doubt a guy like Ventura would wear that kind of contacts.

Posted at 9:33AM on Apr 7th 2008 by Kiznar

19. I am from MN too (did NOT vote for him) and I completely disagree that he did anything good as governor. All he did was whine/cry (yes, real tears) to the media about how mean they were to him. He and his family trashed the governor's mansion and caused a lot of monetary damage. The Jesse checks - took a big huge budget surplus and wasted it, leaving an economic mess that the current governor had to clean up. He couldn't begin to get along with anyone in the legislature. Yes, he did lower license tab fees. Big whoop. This man is a complete buffoon who demonstrates just how stupid the average voter really can be. If you happen to have a different opinion than Jesse, all he does is insult you and call you names. He is incapable of having an honest and open dialogue about anything. I love this state - but Jesse was a colossal mistake!!!

Posted at 4:14PM on Apr 7th 2008 by srl

20. How could that be Jessie "The Body" if he was on the radio with Opie & Anthonr radio show discussing 9/11 on 4-10-08?

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=76753

Posted at 12:06PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Ralph

21. WRONG! TMZ IS WRONG! Jessie ventura on The Colbert Report on 4-7!

http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/videos.jhtml?videoId=165019

Posted at 12:07PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Ralph

22. Maybe you lemmings should stop looking to the guys with the suits on for your answers. Their uniform may be a key indication. Instead of discrediting someone based on their clothing you should research what they say. America has to change soon or we will lose everything our ancestors have worked for. We need more men out there like Jesse, and ex navy seal, politician and wrestler. I say you weight the first two more heavily but not discredit what he learned from "the business".

Posted at 11:52AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Ben Franklin

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