Stars in Heat
Owen and Woody -- Asstastic!

Watch those tan lines! A nekkid Woody Harrelson skinny dipped over the weekend, showing all his assets. Best bud Owen Wilson came along too for the bizarre journey. They really are close!

Owen opted to keep his boys in his shorts, while the two hung out at this sweet Miami pad. Hopefully Woody didn't run into any sting rays during his swim.

Tags: owen wilson, OwenWilson, woody harrelson, WoodyHarrelson

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16. Obviously a big stripe wasn't needed! ::wink::

Posted at 4:02PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Ellie

17. Looks like a some kind of joke-he gets out and runs off to put clothes on. Stoner Woody!

Posted at 4:03PM on Apr 7th 2008 by tracey

18. My... that's an awfully long red bar...

Posted at 4:07PM on Apr 7th 2008 by M

19. I doubt if you needed a red stripe that long.......probably could have used a period!

Posted at 4:35PM on Apr 7th 2008 by jds67

20. The joke's on you really. Because nobody really cares that much to see yet another Hollywood rear end. And I don't think Woody cares either really one way or the other if the whole world sees it. In other words, its' not that interesting and maybe your paps could find something else to do than spy on a naked man.

Posted at 4:12PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Isabella

21. Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't Worry - Be Happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it Double
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Ain't got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed
Don't Worry, Be Happy
The landlord say your rent is late,
he may have to litigate
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Ain't got not cash, ain't got no style,
ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Cause when you worry your face will frown
and that will bring everybody down
Don't Worry - Be Happy

Posted at 4:12PM on Apr 7th 2008 by get a life

22. Is that cellulite on his right butt cheek in the other photos? So gross when guys have cellulite

Posted at 4:14PM on Apr 7th 2008 by cellulite?

23.

Hah-hah! What? I thought everyone skinny-dipped. Unless they were repressed or something. Guys and gals see each other "nekkid" all the time in the gym.

Skinny dipping is great fun. But you can't do it in the ocean after dark. That's when sharks feed. *shudder*

What it proves is that Woody either 1) doesn't know that there are paps 5 miles out with telephoto lenses stalking him; or 2) he doesn't give a weasel sneeze. I'm betting on #2. Go Woody!!!!


Posted at 4:21PM on Apr 7th 2008 by OCD

24. I see the Bad Moon arising .

Posted at 4:22PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Mik

25. Oh my gosh, that is so funny. I wanted to see the water shrinkage.

Posted at 4:24PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Kelli

26. I hope the government outlaws snooping onto people's private property (EVEN FROM PUBLIC SIDEWALKS). I am sorry, but, even a famous person has a reasonable expectation of privacy on their private property. Snap a few pics of the G.W. Bush's family on his ranch without his permission, and you will see what I mean. The men in black would be knocking on your door faster than you could type TMZ.

Tell me, would you care if someone stood on a public street with a gadget that could hear and see through your walls, and spy on your private affairs? Why is this okay? Save the pics for public places.

Posted at 4:25PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Tracey

27. There's a reason they call him Woody!

Posted at 7:16PM on Apr 7th 2008 by JuJuBee

28. thats an awfully small red strip

Posted at 4:35PM on Apr 7th 2008 by TMZFan

29. Woody's comfortable with his body. He takes good care of himself. He loves Mother Nature. He cannot afford to live his life worrying about nonsense such as how people judge his body, which he doesn't flaunt. He knows most of us who do the judging can't measure up to his standards; but, hey, that's our own bodies.

He's there for Owen. Owen is a fortunate man to have such a friend!

Posted at 4:37PM on Apr 7th 2008 by observer

30. How do I even know that's Woody? Geez, if I wanted to see a picture of a naked ass, I'd hunt up a porn site where the pictures are better. I'd rather see a picture of Woody dressed at a premier or something. This is just silly voyeurism.

Posted at 4:41PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Tristania

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