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Owen and Woody -- Asstastic!

Watch those tan lines! A nekkid Woody Harrelson skinny dipped over the weekend, showing all his assets. Best bud Owen Wilson came along too for the bizarre journey. They really are close!

Owen opted to keep his boys in his shorts, while the two hung out at this sweet Miami pad. Hopefully Woody didn't run into any sting rays during his swim.

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31. WHAT A SERIOUSLY DISGUSTING WAY TO MAKE A LIVING. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST IN THIS CASE, YOU PHOTO MORONS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CAUSING SOMEONE'S DEATH. BOTTOM FEEDERS!

Posted at 4:43PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Dick Lick

32. Ewww, nobody likes to see your naked pale butt... If you choose to be naked get a freakin tan first!

Posted at 4:47PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Tiff

33. Is it just me or does Owen look like he just has fun all the time? Him jumping into the water looks like something right out of You me and Dupree! Sweet pad Owen. Glad you didn't kill yourself

Posted at 4:48PM on Apr 7th 2008 by jimmy

34. A lot of Hollywood stars get famous by performing gay acts with studio honchos. Even if they may not be gay. They think they'll do it once and then be set for life. The problem is it flips them out permanently. It's a deal with the devil.

I don't know if that's the case with these two, but since they are such hippie-pagan types I wouldn't be surprised.

Posted at 5:08PM on Apr 7th 2008 by MercyHumppe

35. You Did It! You worked President Bush into a Comment ,now you can tell all your friends how smart you are.

Posted at 5:26PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Mik

36. Woody Harrelson always knows how to "show his ass"

Posted at 5:28PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Kay

37.

*batting eyes* I've been known to skinny dip with my spouse and also same-sex close friends, though not at the same time, mind you. There's nothing freaky with that. I also try on clothes and share a bathroom with same sex friends. Not everything is sexual and not everyone who skinny-dips with a same-sex friend is gay.

Skinny dipping with the spouse is a bit different, though. *wink*

Woody doesn't have any hang-ups, apparently. Owen doesn't want to be caught without his trousers and I can't blame him.

Remember, Woody's dad was a hit-man. I wouldn't piss him off. Mostly Woody just doesn't care.

Posted at 5:32PM on Apr 7th 2008 by OCD

38. LSD anyone???

Posted at 5:38PM on Apr 7th 2008 by celeBRITy

39. Cracking up at OCD! Good read..

Posted at 5:46PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Kelli

40. Woody Harrelson is a loose cannon and I bet he is bi-polar as well. I feel very sorry for any kids he has spawned.

Posted at 3:51PM on Apr 7th 2008 by imjustsaying

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Now why would you go and say something so f'n stupid....seriously, get yourself educated on what Bi-Polar is Ass-wipe!!!!!

Posted at 5:49PM on Apr 7th 2008 by JJ

41. I'd tap that! Woody is smokin HOT.

Posted at 6:16PM on Apr 7th 2008 by andydaddy

42. Bi polar = excuse for erratic behavior. Get a life JJ

Posted at 6:15PM on Apr 7th 2008 by celeBRITy

43. come on now, what's with the red thingy, i wanna see HIS thingy! well, except for the balls. balls are gross!

Posted at 6:18PM on Apr 7th 2008 by me

44.

I can't help it. I love Woody. He and Keifer Sutherland in "The Cowboy Way" was a perfect pairing. I'll never forget him standing on the front porch with his cowboy hat covering his manly bits. Every time he grins, I'm just dying to know what is going on in his head because you just know he's got something churning up there.

He's a flower child that missed it by a couple of decades is all.

Posted at 6:23PM on Apr 7th 2008 by OCD

45. Why? Oh why? Nasty...disgusting...repulsive...blah...

Posted at 9:23PM on Apr 7th 2008 by Bebe

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