Celebrity Justice
Lorenzo to Shauna -- Miami, My Ass

Lorenzo Lamas has heard about ex-wife Shauna Sand's comment to TMZ -- that she'll be hightailing it (pun intended) to Miami. Lorenzo says over his dead, chiseled body.
Lorenzo Lamas, Shauna Sand
Cary Goldstein, Lorenzo's divorce lawyer, tells TMZ he spoke with his client, who's in Sweden. Lorenzo's reaction to his baby mama saying that she hates L.A. and is going as close to Cuba as possible -- "I strongly oppose it."

Lorenzo feels he's the only "stable force" in the family and "the [three] kids need me." Goldstein tells us Shauna has not given any legal notice that she's moving and she just better not.



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31. Sorry Mac, no I am just fine and far from being jealous of this broad! But, thanks for being concerned.

Posted at 4:58PM on Apr 8th 2008 by Dallas

32. She ugly!!!!!
man! what makes these women think that fake a-- lip's look good.
look like she just ate some fry chicken with those grease lips......

Posted at 4:59PM on Apr 8th 2008 by OAKTOWN

33. 22. Well, if he is the stable force in the family for the kids, then why doesn't he have custody of them.

Posted at 4:30PM on Apr 8th 2008 by TCurry

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Maybe because he's a man and the courts bend over backwards to give custody to women regardless of whether she's the better parent to be raising them.

Posted at 4:59PM on Apr 8th 2008 by anon

34. i know she is ugly as sin i hope she looked better when they met and got married but he does have to work and i think she doesn't i don't know why??? but he still looks so good and i would think he would marry some one as beautful as he is she is but ugly...............

Posted at 9:45PM on Apr 8th 2008 by louise single

35. BTW - Yes, that is Shayne on The Bachelor. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? Just another Ho like her mother trying to have a wealthy man pay her way because she can't get it herself. Hollywood is full of wannabes and has-beens, and LEECHES, trying to suck every dime out of every man they can because they are brainless whores selling it to the highest bidder. Look at her mom, Shauna, lol. She thought she was once the 'toast' of Hollywood (just trying to make a point, hope nobody threw up), and now she's holding herself together with superglue and visits to the cheapest advertising plastic surgeon she can find in the sunday paper. It's funny. It's not sad. It is funny watching self-destruction...people who parade around thinking they are better than you and I, finally having to pay the piper, as it were. It's okay to laugh at people causing their own never-ending drama and demise.

Posted at 6:18PM on Apr 8th 2008 by Andi

36. Shayne is not Shauna's daughter - it's her stepdaughter. Lorenzo's been married 4 times. But, yes, they are all a bunch of trailer trash.

Posted at 7:10PM on Apr 8th 2008 by my2cents

37. She can make more $$$$ trick'in in Miami. Lot's of drug $$$$.

Posted at 7:16PM on Apr 8th 2008 by K

38. is anything on this women real??? it don't look like it.. man o man. ugly...... hair,eyes,nose,lips(bigger than jaggers), boobs, it is all fake... we know he's got money but i thought child support was to be spent on the kid's , not her,,, doesn't support end when the kids are 18 years old, if one of the kids is on that show isn't she older than 18, so the support ends on this one what are the ages of the others... i personnally do not watch or like that show they are all whores....... not a good show if you have a daughter that is a teenager..... we need better shows that don't show women as whores....

Posted at 7:25PM on Apr 8th 2008 by louise single

39. Get your facts straight A N D I you really have NO CLUE what you are talking about do you?? Shayne is NOT Shauna Sands daughter so why would you post that??????? M Y 2 C E N T S...because Lorenzo has been married 4 times makes all of his children trailer trash? That was a REALLY ignorant comment to make...Shayne is actually a really sweet, down to earth young lady and if you watch an episode of the Bachelor you would see that instantly....and what kind of a person says "Shauna's daughters are skanks just like their mother???? They are all under 12 years old!!!!! You should be ashamed to say something like that about a child!!! The lack of common sense on this board amazes me!!!

Posted at 7:27PM on Apr 8th 2008 by IntheKnow

40. Glad to see her out of L.A.. Does he have a bad case of herpes or what? Gross!

Posted at 7:27PM on Apr 8th 2008 by Kelli

41. Andi...go jump in front of a semi truck...do us all a favor

Posted at 7:30PM on Apr 8th 2008 by IntheKnow

42. Her mouth says it all. No further comment needed.

Posted at 7:54PM on Apr 8th 2008 by K

43. That's not lip gloss.

Posted at 7:55PM on Apr 8th 2008 by K

44. Good grief. She is just awful looking. Why do people do this to themselves? Stupid!

Posted at 8:48PM on Apr 8th 2008 by Victoria

45. Could " IntheKnow " be ........................ Shauna ? LMAO. Hey just a lucky guess being that she takes everything sooo personally on here ROTFLMAO!!! SOME HILARIOUS S**T ,,, Mz. IntheKnow, while Andi is jumping in front of a semi truck maybe you could go sit on something sharp ,, Bye IntheKnow - I mean - Shauna

Posted at 9:40PM on Apr 8th 2008 by Steve-O

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