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Paris - How Much for That Cheetah?

Paris Hilton wants to bring Africa to L.A. – in the form of a very fast pussy ... cat.

A spy from Cape Town's Mount Nelson resort tells Gatecrasher that while Paris was there, she was obsessed with how much everything cost: "That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, 'If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'"

Because that's what a colony of Chihuahuas needs: a cheetah in the mix.

Spencer's Sister Might Kill Heidi


Heidi Montag may want to look out, because if she takes a step out of line, Spencer's lil' sis is watching her. Very carefully.

Stephanie Pratt – yes, there is another spawn from this family – told KIIS-FM's Ryan Seacrest yesterday that if Heids ever cheats on her bro, "I'd kill her!" This chick is not faint of heart: she once got all up in LC's well-bleached grill for tussling with Speidi.

And she's not terribly sanguine about her brother's relationship. "Stay together? I don't know." Paging Dr. Freud.

Party Favors: Scott Weiland Already Moving On ... 30 Years Later, Some Dude Says He Created the Stormtrooper ... No 90210 for Tiffani Thiessen


Scott Weiland and Velvet Revolver just parted ways last week, and already the rocker is announcing tour dates with his original group, Stone Temple Pilots. They're going to 65 cities beginning on May 17. ... An obscure prop designer from Twickenham in England is suing George Lucas in the UK, alleging that he was the one who created the stormtrooper costume in "Star Wars." Like, more than 30 years ago. ... Tiffani – not Amber – Thiessen says that she won't be doing the "90210" spin-off but will be working on a baby, "within the year," she tells People.

Reader Comments

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16. Right, 800,

Like you really cared when she tripped and fell in Prague.
Say it.
Say how we all eat dumn flakes for breakfast.

Posted at 12:07PM on Apr 8th 2008 by You're not cute, you're not funny, you're a boil on our collective asses...

17. I hope she get a cheetah. Then it will eat all the chuhuahuas, then slowly eat her face.

Yeah baby!

Ta!

Posted at 12:46PM on Apr 8th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

18. um actually scott weiland announced he was playing again with STP weeks ago.
it was part of the reason velvet revolver broke up as a matter of fact (among other things)

Posted at 1:26PM on Apr 8th 2008 by moface

19. I'm sorry, but PH is just an idiot. Thanks, TMZ, for not running any articles on her for the past week -- it's been heaven!

Posted at 1:27PM on Apr 8th 2008 by CatsyM

20. Hey Paris, just buy Michael Jackson's Neverland. There's room for everyone.

Posted at 1:39PM on Apr 8th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

21. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 3:38PM on Apr 8th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

22. she is disgusting. You really do not care or love animals if you buy them. You especially do not respect or love African animals if you want to bring an amazing species like a cheetah to LA as a pet because it is cute. I cannot believe so many girls call her there hero. If I ever saw her I would slap her face and spit on her. She is a devil taking the souls of our generation and young women.

Posted at 4:40PM on Apr 8th 2008 by Delhi

23. Steph needs to DIE. Right NOW.

Posted at 8:37PM on Apr 8th 2008 by Maria

24. PLEASE---SOMEBODY SELL HER THE CHEETAH..... PERHAPS A TIGER TO ACCOMPANY IT??

Posted at 3:45AM on Apr 9th 2008 by hater

25. Heidi should be cannonized for saving Dina Lohan from that b**ch Tara Reid at little Kingston Rossdale's first bday party last year! Thank God Heidi was there or who knows WHAT that maniac Tara would have done to Mama Lohan.

God bless you Heidi!

Posted at 10:21AM on Apr 9th 2008 by I am...Baba

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