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Brad's Rent Offer is the Pitts?

Brad Pitt wanted to rent a resort villa in Texas during his most recent film shoot – but at a 95% discount to the usual price.

Believe it or not, MSNBC reports that Pitt's peeps showed up at the Hyatt Lost Pines Resort near Austin awhile back, and wanted to rent a house near the property – for $3,000. That's for a month, not per day, folks. The hotel, naturally, balked.

But there's a reason for the low-low-ball offer: Pitt was filming "Tree of Life," an indie film with a tiny budget. Pitt is replacing Heath Ledger in the movie.

Rosie Won't Bury the Hassell-hatchet


Almost a year later, and Rosie O'Donnell still wants to strangle the living shizzle out of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Bitter much? Ro was grousing about "The View" anew on Martha Stewart's show yesterday. "I tried my best but it's hard for me when I'm not the boss. There was people there telling me what to do. There was a little Republican who scared me."

E, it should be noted, is much littler than Ro, and resolutely not scary.

Sex and the Sitting at Separate Tables?


Everyone wants to believe that the new "Sex and the City" movie brought the four stars closer together.

Maybe not: Rush & Molloy report that at a New York gala Monday night, SJP was very conspicuously not at the same table with Kim Cattrall, Kristin ... and yadda yadda. Anyway, they were very kissy and squeally for the shooters, but they had to sit apart during the dinner.

Event organizers says that there's no rift, just a quirk because SJP was giving an award to Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes and thus sat at his table.

Party Favors: Mary Louise Parker Breaks Off Engagement ... Bono Unloads CPW Pad, Finally ... Naughty by Nature Still Naughty


Mary Louise Parker – "Weeds," "Dead Man's Cell Phone" – has split from her fiancé Jeffrey Dean Morgan. The on-off pair had been dating since 2006. ... Bono, reports the New York Post, has sold his Central Park West apartment for $4.9 million – a considerable discount to his $5.5 mil asking price. He bought his current pad in the San Remo for $14.9 million from Apple's Steve Jobs. ... Absinthe resurrected Naughty by Nature the other night at the Palms' Fantasy Towers. After a few shots of Le Tourment, the guys got up to do a surprise gig at the Big Sleepover.

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16. Celebrity what,

The hysteria driven fervor has told you that they are "Pedophiles and woman and child beating perverts" and you have come to render many dispositions before you have any facts at all as have the authorities apparently as is the point of this Brooklyn person and a very important point in deed. They may be. I'm not saying the are or are not. (Pedophilia is a clinical diagnosis and must meet very spsecific behavior criteria to apply. The perpetrator may be Male or Female and It does not apply to a young adult or teenage person as the victim class.)

We as a culture have some very serious issues to address for the point of freedom and public safety and to join the rest of the world community with respect to Human Rights in the 21st century....

It's just a fact, Like it or not.....

Posted at 9:40AM on Apr 9th 2008 by kurtdermensch

17. Rosie ... is out of control. We need to stop this .. entitity from consuming.. the ship. Sulu...fire all weapons. Scotty..how much ..time do we have? The entity is ..approaching ..rapidly, its gravitational pull is..sucking us in. Red.. alert.. core failure is..imminent. On screen.. the beast is .. backing off. Look .. a Klingon vessel..with a giant..mammal on it. Its..its.. GREAT CEASARS GHOST!! Scotty get us..out of here. The Klingons .. have enlisted ...the Hasslebeck... the object seems.. to be .. pregnant. NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO...Bones .. I thought you said..I was..unable..to produce..children..It was just..a one night stand..it didn't mean nothing.. how..could .. this ...happen...Bones. I must.. hide. Scotty ..energize....me to a galaxy far..far ..away.

Posted at 9:53AM on Apr 9th 2008 by Capt. Kirk

18. Kurt,
Are you drinking cool aid? I'm basing my statements on what has been reported by those who have escaped from this dangerous cult. If even ten percent of the allegations are partially true we, as a civilized society, must put the health and welfare of the children involved first. Sure, lets give the members due process, definately. But remove the children first so no more harm can come to them while we let the oh so slow wheels of justice turn. I haven't seen any of the alleged perpetraters stung up from mesquite trees or anything, they are being treated according to the rules of our justice system. And if sixteen year olds are giving birth than obviously laws are being broken. Unless you think they are immaculate conceptions. And I'm no expert on pedophelia, I was using the term to describe run of the mill pervs who like to have sex with children. Please forgive my ignorance.

Posted at 9:59AM on Apr 9th 2008 by Celebrity what?

19. OVER THE YEARS I HAVE SEEN FAT PIG ROSIE MOUTH OFF AND LASH OUT AT ALOT OF PEOPLE...BUT THE ONE PERSON I KNOW SHE IS AFRAID OF IS HOWARD STERN...SHE WOULD NEVER GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH HIM.

Posted at 10:04AM on Apr 9th 2008 by jojaxs

20. You clearly are ignorant sir/madam and anytime anyone leaves any organization I am always dubious about anything they have to say or who they are really speaking for. I've been around the horn a few times in my career.

As for "perverts" having sex with 16 year olds or their coming up pregnant? where you been? You got Kool Aid in your house?

Posted at 10:06AM on Apr 9th 2008 by kurtdermensch

21. Rosie is a disgusting pig. I wish she would just shut the hell up already.

Posted at 10:05AM on Apr 9th 2008 by piggly wiggly

22. And as the USA sits at their computers arguing about Rosie Vs Elizabitch their country sinks deeper into recession and the rest of the world laughs at your stupid president. Keep up the good work TMZ. You do a very good job of distracting your country from reality so they don't notice they are the laughing stock of the world at the moment.

Posted at 10:07AM on Apr 9th 2008 by reality

23. The $14.9 million Bono is paying for his latest apartment would buy alot of food for starving Africans - how come these "elite" celebrities like to tell us (who have little by comparison) what to do, but spend millions on themselves ??? Even if he gives millions to charity, he still has lots of millions left he could share with the poor of the world.

Posted at 10:09AM on Apr 9th 2008 by mildred

24. I said they "may or may not be" I don't know any more than you do so leave it at that......Okay?

I'm not defending these people!

Posted at 10:11AM on Apr 9th 2008 by kurtdermensch

25. That big fat Rosie should be on celebrity fit club instead of still running her big Long Island mouth !!! Could she be jealous that Hasselback is much prettier & fitter then her ? Why would she be still talking about something that happened a year ago, no reason for it. Tell her to just focus on herself cause of the way she looks; a mess !!!! Kitty

Posted at 10:26AM on Apr 9th 2008 by Audrey

26. Brooklyn.. I just read your response and compaired it to the response you replied to.Yes there are many things wrong in our country, but there are many things right,too. Yes the political campaigns have turned ugly. Obama's campaing is playing the part of the totalorism with not wanting Florida and Michigan to have a say. Its what the former Russian "President" Putin had done, rig an election so the people can't have a voice. We are going in that direction now with the race issues he (Obama) is raising and using as a pawn, trying to make Americans feel guilty about being white and putting tape over their mouths. Then you have the child molestors in Texas raising young women as sex slaves and hiding behind the constitution as freedom of religion. Women in this country are looked down upon, a black woman is taken more seriously then a white woman. We are the bottom of the pole in this country. Yet we keep this countries wheels turning by doing everything. We are not slaves of any type and we weren't put here to make men happy and we have a voice!! But when you put folks like Rosie O Donnell in this catagory it makes the rest of us look silly. She does not nor will ever represent me, same with Hasselbeck. Rosie is more of a loon though. And telling folks to leave the country bcause they have different views is un American. Our fore fathers wanted us to have a say, all of us. Not just one group or another, and you can't use the laws and twist them to a certain spin. We do need to protect our young, and if it means life in prison for pediphiles, so be it. And how about looking at the sexist issues instead of the race issues all the time. how unfair to leave out one group so another group can hogg up the airways with hate...

Posted at 10:14AM on Apr 9th 2008 by She can have her opinion too

27. oh to hell with brad pitt, it may be an indie film but he's got the personal cash to pay to sleep where ever he wants AT REG PRICE!! It's not like he's one of those actors JUST BARELY GETTING BY!

People mag should have offered him 95% less than the 2 millions they paid for those baby pics claiming "this issue will be printed on recycled paper"!

Posted at 10:20AM on Apr 9th 2008 by Damn me for my TMZ addiction

28. Celebrity what, I am with you. I don't know where "kurtdermensch is coming from but I look at adult men having sex with minor girls as pedophiles. And all in the name of their religious beliefs! Let's leave the constitutional amendments out of it or the so called religious beliefs. How many pedophile priests do we over look because of their pedophilia? How many radical Mormaons do we over look because they feel it is right for a child of 14 or 15 to be married off to men and bear their children? Where do the rights of the children come into play over the radical religious beliefs? There comes a time when the authoritys have to step in to protect those who need protection. If someone has called for help concerning child abuse and rape, aren't the authoritys supposed to step in? I am 100% against any organized religion. I was raised Catholic and left the church 40 years ago. I was approached by a pedophile priest as a kid.....Father Rucker. My son asked me to tell my parents not to take him to church anymore because he did not like one of the young priests there...Father Roehmer. Both priests pedophiles and sent from parish to parish to seek out more victims. "Kurtdermensch" there are rights and then there are rights. Think about that.

Posted at 10:57AM on Apr 9th 2008 by completely disgusted

29. I stayed at the LOST PINES resort. They are idiots! The staff there is so retarded! Just because you get paid to smile and be courteous, doesn't mean you have brain cells that are functioning. The problem in Texas is that you can't find any intelligent people to work anywhere no matter how much you offer to pay them. If youdon't believe me, ask some of the staff what 40% off of 100 is, and see what they say.
And even though it is practically a brand new resort, EVERYTHING IS BROKEN, including the lock on our hotel room door!!!

Posted at 10:50AM on Apr 9th 2008 by rd

30. Poor Ro, always like to be on top! When she is on the bottom, she can't control the thrusting! Has she looked at her
plumbing lately? Yes, Ro, you are a bitch!

Posted at 12:59PM on Apr 9th 2008 by Doug

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