Please Don't Touch the Britney

1. Hey what is he doing touching her. I think he thinks she is Kim Katrashion.

Posted at 1:16PM on Apr 9th 2008 by Back away from the trailer

2. she pees alot, doesn't she?

Posted at 1:18PM on Apr 9th 2008 by poobear

3. Is she hard up for publicity or what?

Posted at 1:18PM on Apr 9th 2008 by tazo1

4. an STD will make you do that!

Posted at 1:21PM on Apr 9th 2008 by tazo1

5. Nothing like using a filthy McDonalds public bathroom!

Posted at 1:27PM on Apr 9th 2008 by sjw

6. I think shes needin herself a BIGGER bodyguard.

Posted at 1:28PM on Apr 9th 2008 by sjw

7. Seriously, she needs to go before she leaves the house!

Posted at 1:33PM on Apr 9th 2008 by tracey

8. Britney don't mind men touching her..as you can see she didn't say anything.

Posted at 1:54PM on Apr 10th 2008 by cb

9. GAWD she can't even pi$$ in peace. Bunch of jerks.

Posted at 1:34PM on Apr 9th 2008 by Deb

10. Im glad to see her back out and about, what is she suppose to stay home all of the time? Its not her fault everytime she leaves her house the paps catch up with her. She looks like she is doing well...Go daddy Spears for getting her back on the right track!

Posted at 1:36PM on Apr 9th 2008 by Jen

11. soooo what because a black dude gets close to a white woman you have to reference reggie bush???? we all know brit and kim love some chocolate or men that wish they were........well you know!

Posted at 1:37PM on Apr 9th 2008 by danadane

12. Lovely. The Brown Boots of Death and the same dirty looking Jeans of Stench! I wonder how many days she'll be wearing them this week? The aroma from them could blind a person by now! And lets see how long this exploding drummer bodyguard lasts!

Posted at 1:37PM on Apr 9th 2008 by Yuck!

13. at least she's wearing shoes! cowboy boots, yeeha!

Posted at 1:38PM on Apr 9th 2008 by Sarah

14. Why is it that she expects to go everywhere non-celebs go---shopping, McDonald's, bars, shopping, etc. and be ignored? You don't see other famous people going shopping at the local drugstore for a pregnancy test, for example. Why doesn't she make an appointment for the stores to stay open late for her alone (like Oprah), buy online, or send her assistant out to buy some lamps (as she did recently) and bring them home for her to choose from? She obviously loves the attention. Too bad she doesn't dress to be seen in public.

Posted at 1:48PM on Apr 9th 2008 by MezzoAJ

15. she is still the little girl who went to hollywood, acting the same as if she never made it to the top. poor people are there all the time and no one looks twice. but, her situation is not uncommon. many people reach high levels of success while failing to grow up to the responsibilities of their newfound status. even a class act like paris hilton has been forced to grow up and stay out of the slums. britney needs charm school desperately to mature into the professional woman she needs to be. elizabeth taylor should take her under her wing and teach her the ropes of proper what nots for her social status until she gets the hang of what its all about to be a living it live starlet.

Posted at 1:55PM on Apr 9th 2008 by kelly