Please Don't Touch the Britney

Fans got a glimpse -- and a little too close for comfort -- of the old Britney, when the conservatorship wonder, and her security, hit up Brit's old stomping grounds on Tuesday -- a Malibu McDonald's bathroom.

She deserves a break today.



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46. Celia #40 (I think) Yes, I know what it is like I was active duty in the USAF and spent 6 months in Kuwait and when we went to the market place we had to dress according to their customs. Kuwait is a 3rd world country... L.A. is not. The men behave the way they do towards women in Kuwait are to be expected because out there they are taught that if a women shows skin then men can touch it. We are not a 3rd world country.

Posted at 8:40PM on Apr 9th 2008 by NYCGIRL

47. I think this picture is absolutely HI-LA-RI-OUS! And how is he harassing her? If you notice on the right there is another guy in a white tee and jeans who is obviously with the guy on the left! And Britney's bodyguard is pushing past them (his arm is extended to push them to the side). They probably just plowed through to get away from the paps are soon as possible. But could you imagine being an employee at one of these places? And all of a sudden freaking Britney Spears walks in? That must be a whirl-wind of an experience! 25 people rushing in shouting and pushing etc.!

And why do people act as if she can't do normal things because she is a celebrity? Other celebs indeed go to regular places except they don't have 50 paps following them! Should she just spend all her time home?

Also why is her damn bodyguard smaller than her? Isn't he supposed to be protecting her not the other way around?

Posted at 11:15PM on Apr 9th 2008 by Ms. Nicole

48. Is that dude on the left cupping or pinching her boob....or is he WITH her?

Posted at 1:13AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Dottie

49. 44. Celia #40 (I think) Yes, I know what it is like I was active duty in the USAF and spent 6 months in Kuwait and when we went to the market place we had to dress according to their customs. Kuwait is a 3rd world country... L.A. is not. The men behave the way they do towards women in Kuwait are to be expected because out there they are taught that if a women shows skin then men can touch it. We are not a 3rd world country.


Posted at 8:40PM on Apr 9th 2008 by NYCGIRL

You make my point exactly. In the middle east if you had not dressed according to custom (or had red hair like mine, a bizarre oddity in many parts of the world), or accidentally showed some ankle, or were perceived by a man in the middle east to be a woman out in public without a man's permission, etc. you'd become a target for groping, stoning etc. Why? because you are less than human in that culture if you're a female acting outside the norm. Similarly, in our culture, if you act outside the norm you are thus A-OK to be victimized. Whether it's the folks in Indiana in 1980 raping a girl for looking punkrock, or lynching an educated black man in 1950 Mississippi, or tying a gay man to a fence to die (Matthew Shepherd) for the crime of being gay, people who do not CONFORM in the US are dehumanized, victimized, then blamed for their own victimization. Because Britney is famous the response of the public here in the USA, not just in the 3rd world, is the similarly barbaric molest/ stone/ lynch! mentality that makes the TMZ posters here, and the guy in the photo, think she is so far less than human that she deserves the abuse. Who cares that it's ASSAULT with sexual intent in any jurisdiction, and if it was a non-famous person that dork would be jailed for molesting her. Ugh. Disgusting.

Posted at 2:32AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Celia

50. kfed turned her into a nymphamtic skitznophratic paranoia induced peice of hot ass. Maybe shes lookin for Mr Right and the black dude thought it was him neways. Funny pic hot.

Posted at 4:43AM on Apr 11th 2008 by joda

51. Good point #45. Who hires a 5 foot 4 inch bodyguard?

Posted at 3:02AM on Apr 10th 2008 by britbritisaskank

52. How do you clear out a road full of paps?
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Yell 'La Migra!'

Posted at 6:29AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Cure for the common pap

53. To: britbritisaskank-sometimes size doesn't matter. Perhaps he is a Karate expert. Faster than greased lightning and will kick ass in a split second.The black guy is clearly invading her comfort zone and obviously wasn't taught to keep his hands to himself.

Posted at 12:01PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Vintage '51

54. Dear Mary, unless you are a psychiatrist, how the hell do you know what you're talking about? Bipolar disorder is not another word for moodswings. Are you off your meds today, sweety? Joda, are you so hard up that the only thing you can do is make stupid, sexist remarks about an obviously uncomfortable moment for Britney? Maybe you're not hard up. Maybe you can't get it up.

Posted at 1:52PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Webster

55. Damn she looks rough. Guess that's what happens when you're no longer 16.

Posted at 4:38PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Mommy2B83

56. LOOK AT HOW DISRESPECTFUL HE IS!!!!!!! IF IT WAS ME I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED HIM IN HIS FACE!!!!HES AN ASSWHOLE MAKING HER LOOK BAD!!!!!

Posted at 10:21AM on Apr 11th 2008 by Katiana Perez

57. britney is the best , the most beautiful ,intelligent , very good singer , very good dancer
humanity will be remember britney spears after long century like the egyptian civilisation

albert einstein michael jackson bruce lee BRITNEY SPEARS

Posted at 6:41AM on May 27th 2008 by kamara

58. What is Britney doing to the guys in the filthy mens bathroom?? The poor lady is crazy and these guys are taking advantage of her. Leave the handicapped alone you perverts!!!!!

Posted at 5:46PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Big Bear

59. i'm sure britney really loves it when some reggie tries to molest her in public. what is she supposed to do. he's probably been smoking crack anyways, and is at mcd's to get some fried chicken, no doubt.

Posted at 3:14AM on Apr 21st 2008 by imright

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