Thomas Jane, the latest driving-challenged celeb to be hit with a DUI, has pleaded not guilty to all charges in a Kern County, Calif. courtroom.
"The Punisher" star's lawyer was in court today defending Jane against charges of DUI and driving with a suspended license.
The CHP pulled over Mr. Patricia Arquette, whose real name is Thomas Elliott, last month after they say he was hauling ass on the freeway in a late-model Maserati. Cops say he flunked several field sobriety tests.
His next court date is set for May 19th.
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He changed his name from Thomas Elliott to Thomas JANE?? He was probably drunk then, too!
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Once a rethuglican , ALWAYS a rethuglican:
Perez Hilton Doesnât Enjoy Being Treated Like Heâs on PerezHilton.com
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By Simon Scowl
Categories: Entertainment and Writers
The Human Landfill is going back to court. And this time⦠itâs personal!
According to The Smoking Gun, Hilton, AKA Mario Lavandeira, is suing fellow blogger Jonathan Jaxson, AKA Jonathan Lewandowski, for claiming the plus-sized pap-sucker cajoled, wheedled, and outright begged Jaxson to send⦠oh, letâs just call them solo sex videos. This was in exchange for promised career help from Hilton that never, er⦠came.
But thatâs not even the best part!
Lavandeira, 30, charges that these claims are false, adding that Lewandowski has also invaded his privacy by posting his cell phone number online.
Thatâs right: He invaded Perez Hiltonâs privacy. He invaded the privacy of the guy whoâs made a career of outing gay celebrities and sticking his bloated face in front of any red-carpet camera that doesnât crack at the sight of him. Deceiverrific!
Oh, and:
In his complaint⦠Lavandeira contends that, as a result of the 24-year-old Lewandowskiâs actions, he has âsuffered loss of his reputation, shame and mortificationâ and âmental anguish.â
The only way Perez Hiltonâs reputation could possibly suffer would be if he took classes in English, drawing, and/or Pilates. As for the shame, mortification, and mental anguish, he might try going around the house and covering up all the mirrors.
Get it? Heâs fat.
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Kern County huh? Wth was he doing there? Only meth users live in Kern County!
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To Moveover00
He is best known as playing the title role in the "Punisher"
Actors change there names all the time in Hollywood to sound unique or Thomas Elliot may of already been an actor's name so he decided to change it
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Since when is it amusing to make fun of a man with an obvious alcohol problem?
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I could care less if he has an alcohol problem. Get a taxi, walk, drink at home, or call a friend. Don't drink and drive, and if you do expect no sympathy.
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Why is it everytime some idiot gets a dui someone immediately says the GUILTY party should
not be mocked because they suffer from "an alchohol problem". I understand there are alchoholics
in the world, but what percent of those arrested for dui are what would really be called alcholholics
and not just idiots who were drinking and driving?
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To I'm better than you
Not everyone who lives in Kern County is a meth user! Never did the stuff, never wanted to do the stuff. He was probably looking for people that would be impressed by his car. But really who cares where he was picked up. At least he was picked up before he ended up like Brandy, a murderer.
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C'mon you all know the words. My Maserati does 185 I lost my license now I dont drive
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god tmz you queers have sucked balls for 2 days straight now. your mouths must be numb.
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