Thomas Jane to Judge: Don't Punish Me!

16. Yeah, you guys are right..... There's nothing worth reading lately so here you go... This is better than the crap that TMZ is posting....

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

Posted at 10:32PM on Apr 9th 2008 by NYCGIRL

17. if i was a guy, i'd go with #3

Posted at 10:35PM on Apr 9th 2008 by me

18. HAHAHA!!!!!!!! #3 is definitly worse. Unless he has an extremely unusually large finger. :)

Posted at 10:35PM on Apr 9th 2008 by Kelli

19. Well, I'm going to bed....I have to save lives in the morning.....nothing to get excited about. I don't know who this person is......Really don't. I hope I see something really messed up about someone tomorrow so I can feel better about my own life.......Hehe,,,,,,,,,

Posted at 10:36PM on Apr 9th 2008 by NYCGIRL

20. Was not there when Jane arrested, was not there when Brandy had wreck. I believe half of what I see and none of what I hear. If they were nor famous I would have never heard any of this . Who cares my utility bills have to be paid and I do not have time to worry about gossip. Have worked 21 years may not have social security when I am ready. So what !!!

Posted at 10:55PM on Apr 9th 2008 by keitt

21. Wow! That's weak, TMZ. People and Eonline already have the Pete and Ashlee engaged story posted. You better hope this is "Pop Fiction" or else you guys are just mad slow.

Posted at 12:02AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Amy

22. P.S. Who cares about this guy and Prince Von Get a Life?! Report on ANYTHING that matters!!!

Posted at 12:03AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Amy

23. AND even disgusting Perez Hilton has the story for Pete and Ashlee posted--TMZ, you're off my favorites list. Stick to wandering around podunk Kentwood, LA looking for non-newsworthy shots of Jamie Lynn. By the way, not sure that Kentwood, LA even HAS nicer restaurants than Ruby Tuesday...didya think of that?!

Posted at 12:08AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Amy

24. It's funny how Kern County has such a stigma about it, I wonder how some of you form your opinions? Maybe personal knowledge? Judgmental is a horrible stink... I feel sorry for you.

Posted at 11:43AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Lives in the town of the Lords of Bakersfield

25. He's just lucky he wasn't shot here... and it's ALWAYS justified.

Posted at 11:44AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Lives in the town of the Lords of Bakersfield

26. TMZ has spent all week whining like a sissy about that guy greasy bear.
Put on yer big girl panties Harvey and move on.

Posted at 2:26AM on Apr 10th 2008 by FlBiker

27. blood test . man how much more do they allow in cali

Posted at 11:16AM on Apr 10th 2008 by chris

28. He's so hot!!!!!

Posted at 8:07AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Jazz

29. He was stopped 3 times for speeding along I5 that night and the first two officers didn't detect alcohol use. Who cares if he was a little tipsy if he was stopped 2x for driving over 100 MPH and didn't learn his lesson (Yep, according to our local paper he was stopped 3x for driving over 100MPH on that stretch of I5). The good news for him is he was actually in Shafter's court, so his expensive lawyers may actually get away with saying he wasn't actually DUI because the first two officers who stopped him didn't pop him for DUI.

Why isn't TMZ mentioning the two prior stops for speeding that night?

Posted at 9:39AM on Apr 10th 2008 by BakoMom

30. Lovely! He's driving drunk with a suspended license. Hope he's in jail for a real long time.

Posted at 8:26AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Paula