Celebrity Justice
Thomas Jane to Judge: Don't Punish Me!

Thomas Jane, the latest driving-challenged celeb to be hit with a DUI, has pleaded not guilty to all charges in a Kern County, Calif. courtroom.

"The Punisher" star's lawyer was in court today defending Jane against charges of DUI and driving with a suspended license.

The CHP pulled over Mr. Patricia Arquette, whose real name is Thomas Elliott, last month after they say he was hauling ass on the freeway in a late-model Maserati. Cops say he flunked several field sobriety tests.

His next court date is set for May 19th.

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31. Well, at least he was in an inconspicuous car so the cops might not notice him. Its probably lucky they didn't give him a field intelligence test, I'm guess he would have failed that one too. Don't drink and drive people, if you want to hurt yourself be my guest, just leave the rest of us alone.

Posted at 10:16AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Celebrity what?

32. Thomas Jane is super hot, I hope he gets help before it's too late

Posted at 12:06PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Tiff

33. KEEP COMING TO KERN COUNTY! We love to show you Hollywood Types our brand of Celebrity Justice. Bring some Paps too! You don't even have to slow down. We'll deliver it to you on the fly.

Posted at 2:57PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Officer Pablo

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