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School Death Plot Targets ... Chuck Norris?!?

New Jersey cops have arrested two high school students after a teacher found a so-called "hit list" that targeted tough guy actor Chuck Norris. Holy Walker, Texas Ranger!
Chuck Norris
The students, both juniors at Pennsauken High School, didn't have any weapons on them. The note reportedly included the names of three students and, randomly, Norris.

The boys claim the list was a joke and the local prosecutor says "At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris." No sh*t.

UPDATE 3:00 PM PT: TMZ just got this exclusive statement from Mr. Chuck Norris himself: "When I learned yesterday (Wednesday) of the story about a high school student in New Jersey faced with expulsion from school and possible other problems after being charged with compiling a "hit list" that contained my name, my first instinct was to say nothing. Not to risk making something out to be bigger than it is.

But I realize that this is not the best course, for such behaviors are exactly the warning signs we have ignored for far too long, emanating from a growing at-risk population of young people in this country.

In today's world, we must always be vigilant, not just in stepping up protection and emergency preparedness in schools, but in reaching out to those lost souls who feel marginalized and disenfranchised by the world around them.

It is what I have been doing for more than a decade with my "KickStart" program, which began in Houston, Texas, teaching 150 at-risk children martial arts as part of the PE curriculum. Since that time, our program, which instills discipline and respect and raises self-esteem, has grown to serve more than 6,000 youngsters year round at 37 schools in Dallas and Houston, Texas. To date, KickStart has graduated more than 50,000 students with many going on to college and becoming successful in their own right."

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16. Prerunink:
The real problem these days is the stupid "no tolerance" policy. The schools are so worried about getting sued if they don't punish every single instance that they suspend kindergartners wo bring back the plastic knife they tok home to show their mommies and girls who bring in Midol for their periods. It's frickin' ridiculous. You'd think school officials would have better things to do than overreact to nonthreats. And yet they ignore the real ones like the guy that shot up Virginia Tech. Several people reported him as a serious threat but nobody did anything and so innocent people died.

Sorry for the rant but the whole thing hits me in a sore spot.

Go Sox

Posted at 11:04AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

17.
Chuck Norris is a piece of sheee-it! This a--hole was filming next door, so rude and full of himself...that I asked his double for picture, and autograph: seeing this the crew and the bastard laughed at me, until I turned to them and said the double looks way better than that pompous bag of c... sitting there...pointing to Chuckie....It WAS WAY COOL..I really did dislike the way he disrepected the kids too. b!

Posted at 11:07AM on Apr 10th 2008 by carpediem

18. It is NEVER a joke when you threaten another person or persons. EVER. Those kids need to be treated just like they had guns and planned on carrying it out. Period.

Posted at 11:07AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Sandi

19. Chuck Buck:
I agree the jokes are stupid but don't blame the science fiction fans/ computer programmer nerds. We aren't the ones attacking him and the vast majority of us live normal adult lives with spouses and children in our own houses. The money we make programming allows us to buy without being so stupid as to fall for the sub-prime loan scam. You just wish you made our kind of money.

Go Sox

Posted at 11:09AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

20. Sandi, It's people like you with stupid attitudes like yours that are stealing our freedom. You probably think the Patriot Act with warrantless wiretaps, etc. is the best thing ever. No. The best thing ever is the Constitution which is being stomped on every day by this administration. You are supposed to put your hand on the bible and swear to uphold the Constitution not the other way around as Bush did.

Posted at 11:13AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Get Real

21. A week before graduation my senior year, me and two of my best friends were suspended for "hit-lists" of our own. They really were jokes, just lists of people we didn't like. Our principal told me that the only reason we were suspended was to protect the school system. You know, just in case we had really come in and acted on it. I was mortified at first, but now I think it's funny. If we had named it "People I really hate" nothing would have happened!

Posted at 11:17AM on Apr 10th 2008 by If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are probably seconds away from death

22. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Posted at 11:17AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Chuck Buck

23. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Posted at 11:20AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Dave-o

24. chuck norris can shoot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG!
that one's for you "chuck buck"

Posted at 11:25AM on Apr 10th 2008 by me

25. The Boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris!!!
(Yay!)

Posted at 8:27AM on Apr 11th 2008 by QUEENB

26. Also, I am gay and like it in the rear.

Posted at 11:31AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Chuck Buck

27. well then "chuck buck", chuck norris will definitely love YOU, not because he is gay though... but because he has run out of women.

Posted at 11:34AM on Apr 10th 2008 by me

28. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Posted at 11:41AM on Apr 10th 2008 by Stick

29. I went Pennsauken High lol. kool to my old school on a site.

Posted at 12:03PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Johnny

30. that wasn't me saying I like it in the rear...someone else posted that comment for me...and BTW, thanks! YOU'RE RIGHT!!! Must be 10inches or bigger tho.

Posted at 12:11PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Chuck Buck

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