Celebrity Justice
School Death Plot Targets ... Chuck Norris?!?

New Jersey cops have arrested two high school students after a teacher found a so-called "hit list" that targeted tough guy actor Chuck Norris. Holy Walker, Texas Ranger!
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The students, both juniors at Pennsauken High School, didn't have any weapons on them. The note reportedly included the names of three students and, randomly, Norris.

The boys claim the list was a joke and the local prosecutor says "At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris." No sh*t.

UPDATE 3:00 PM PT: TMZ just got this exclusive statement from Mr. Chuck Norris himself: "When I learned yesterday (Wednesday) of the story about a high school student in New Jersey faced with expulsion from school and possible other problems after being charged with compiling a "hit list" that contained my name, my first instinct was to say nothing. Not to risk making something out to be bigger than it is.

But I realize that this is not the best course, for such behaviors are exactly the warning signs we have ignored for far too long, emanating from a growing at-risk population of young people in this country.

In today's world, we must always be vigilant, not just in stepping up protection and emergency preparedness in schools, but in reaching out to those lost souls who feel marginalized and disenfranchised by the world around them.

It is what I have been doing for more than a decade with my "KickStart" program, which began in Houston, Texas, teaching 150 at-risk children martial arts as part of the PE curriculum. Since that time, our program, which instills discipline and respect and raises self-esteem, has grown to serve more than 6,000 youngsters year round at 37 schools in Dallas and Houston, Texas. To date, KickStart has graduated more than 50,000 students with many going on to college and becoming successful in their own right."

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31. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and WON!

Don't mess with Chuck!

Posted at 12:13PM on Apr 10th 2008 by cindy

32. Hey Baseball Junkie, got some money to spare?My house is in foreclosure and I'm broke.
Just sell one of your action figures and I can give you my account number.
Pleeeeeeeeeeaze????

OMG, and a SOX fan???? ai ai ai, this is getting bad.

Posted at 12:19PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Chuck Buck

33. MESHELL......WHAT ARE YOU AND THE OTHER ONE WHO HAS LABLED YOU THE HERO OF THE DAY, AND CONGRATULATED YOU ALSO. I MISSED SOMETHING SOME WHERE ALONG THE LIINE,PLEASE FILL ME IN IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND.......

Posted at 12:38PM on Apr 10th 2008 by JACKIE

34. MESHELL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT DID I MISS? I LOVE FINDING TYPOS

Posted at 12:31PM on Apr 10th 2008 by JACKIE

35. YEAH, GUYS, YOU GO AHEAD AND JUMP ON OLD MAN NORRIS... THEN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL YOUR FRIENDS - THAT A 68 YEAR OLD MAN STOMPED YOUR ASSES?... HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'D RATHER SANDPAPER A WILDCAT'S ASS IN A PHONE BOOTH THAN MESS WITH CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Posted at 12:44PM on Apr 10th 2008 by vic

36. Texas says "Don't Mess with Chuck Norris"
Davy Crockett says "Remember the Chuck Norris"

Posted at 1:10PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Chicken Stripper

37. So, if Chuck Norris and Steven Segal got into a fight, who would win?

I think the universe would collaspe in on itself just by the magnitude of sheer awesomness containing in such a small setting.

After all, Segal can kill a man with a piece of cooked spaghetti. Chuck Norris can kill a man while Chuck Norris sleeps.

Posted at 1:46PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Epic

38. I want to appologize to everyone. Im really just a worthless undecuated twit, who is jealous of all of those of you who actually have a real life. As such, i like to belittle other people when i get the chance. Anyway, i have to get back to my garbage truck now, so take care!

oh ya and to be honest, i have chuck norris hanging on my wall, and lets just say, he helps me "enjoy" falling asleep each night. ;)

Posted at 2:50PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Chuck Buck

39. Rainbows happen when Chuck Norris round-house kicks Richard Simmons.

Posted at 3:55PM on Apr 10th 2008 by madchronicler

40. " It's people like you with stupid attitudes like yours that are stealing our freedom" Sorry - but we lost our "freedom" ovre 20 yrs. ago when you let the goverment start telling us where we can and cannot smoke! Only now, you can't smoke anywhere. Little by little they are taking away all of our rights.

Posted at 3:58PM on Apr 10th 2008 by mimi

41. I love all the attention, y'all

the REAL, ONE and ONLY CHUCH BUCK!!!!

Posted at 4:41PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Chuck Buck

42. well mimi, your "right" to poison me, i dont miss, and never will. So ya, get over it. You want to posion yourself to death, do it in your own home, and not out im the public where the rest of us are who dont want your cancer.

Posted at 4:26PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Justin

43. Kick their asses, Chuck!

Posted at 6:08PM on Apr 10th 2008 by CHUY_FROM_CHELSEA_LATELY

44. As usual you suck realy hard on what you report on!!

Posted at 6:35PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Caspar Knox

45.

The Chuck Norris jokes are all pretty good. I'm sure he finds them funny. Seriously..

Posted at 6:47PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Dan

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