Celebrity Justice
School Death Plot Targets ... Chuck Norris?!?

New Jersey cops have arrested two high school students after a teacher found a so-called "hit list" that targeted tough guy actor Chuck Norris. Holy Walker, Texas Ranger!
Chuck Norris
The students, both juniors at Pennsauken High School, didn't have any weapons on them. The note reportedly included the names of three students and, randomly, Norris.

The boys claim the list was a joke and the local prosecutor says "At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris." No sh*t.

UPDATE 3:00 PM PT: TMZ just got this exclusive statement from Mr. Chuck Norris himself: "When I learned yesterday (Wednesday) of the story about a high school student in New Jersey faced with expulsion from school and possible other problems after being charged with compiling a "hit list" that contained my name, my first instinct was to say nothing. Not to risk making something out to be bigger than it is.

But I realize that this is not the best course, for such behaviors are exactly the warning signs we have ignored for far too long, emanating from a growing at-risk population of young people in this country.

In today's world, we must always be vigilant, not just in stepping up protection and emergency preparedness in schools, but in reaching out to those lost souls who feel marginalized and disenfranchised by the world around them.

It is what I have been doing for more than a decade with my "KickStart" program, which began in Houston, Texas, teaching 150 at-risk children martial arts as part of the PE curriculum. Since that time, our program, which instills discipline and respect and raises self-esteem, has grown to serve more than 6,000 youngsters year round at 37 schools in Dallas and Houston, Texas. To date, KickStart has graduated more than 50,000 students with many going on to college and becoming successful in their own right."

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46. Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table. The only element he believes in, is the element of surprise!

Posted at 6:51PM on Apr 10th 2008 by JAS

47. If you spell out Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.......FOREVER!

Posted at 7:26PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Moose1953

48. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Posted at 7:36PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Moose1953

49. Sorry, Chuck Buck. Never owned any action figures. Books and DVDs
only. Mostly books. And no, I'm not in the money-lending business.
When I give money I stick to legitimate charities like the Jimmy Fund
and the Salvation Army.

Mimi, you make a good point. I do not smoke and, because I have
asthma, I have to avoid any areas where other people smoke but I have
a friend lives in LA but hasn't been able to visit his friends on the
East Coast because even the nicotine patch is not enough to let him
fly cross-country. And, to all the anti-smoking nazis, he doesn't
have cancer.

There is a saying : "First they came for the guns and I said nothing
because I do not shoot. Then they came for the cigarettes and I said
nothing because I do not smoke. Then they came for the booze and I
said nothing because I do not drink. Then they came for the books and
I reached for my gun and ... oops."
You might not care for books but the gist should be clear.

Go Sox

Posted at 7:59PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

50. Go BJ! Texas is proud of Chuck. :)

Posted at 8:00PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Kelli

51. Posted at 4:26PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Justin
"well mimi, your "right" to poison me, i dont miss, and never will. So ya, get over it. You want to posion yourself to death, do it in your own home, and not out im the public where the rest of us are who dont want your cancer."

Justin - I don't want to get into a "smoking" debate with you and I agree, smoking isn't good, (and for your information-I have quit-thank you very much), but regardless of whether you are around smoke or not you can still end up with cancer! What I am trying to say is it all started there with the goverment starting to strip us of our rights. We do not have any, anymore, they keep chipping away with what we are allowed to do and what we are not allowed to do and I think what we aren't allowed to do is winning out.

Posted at 8:01PM on Apr 10th 2008 by mimi

52. Hey Kiddies, Be forewarned, we do not think that threats are funny. Stick to knock-knock jokes, or pay the consequences.

Posted at 11:11PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Anni

53. Actually, Anni, those of us with common sense do think these threats are funny since they are obviously not serious. It's clearly been too long since you were a teenager or raised one. "I'm going to kill ... " and "I wish you were dead" are almost constant statements from teenagers but they rarely mean it. Think about this. How many teenagers are there in this country? Now, how many many are sweet little innocents who would never even think about hurting themselves or anyone else? (Clue: that number is a lot lower than you think it is.) Now, how many of those same teenagers have access to weapons or know how to make them from common household items? (Clue: this number is a lot higher than you can imagine).
If you now compare that number to the number of actual incidents where there has been an attack or even a credible threat (sorry but a threat list is no more proof that the writer was serious than a teenage girl covering her notebooks with Mrs. First name Celebrity surname means she's going to marry Mr. Celebrity) and I think you will see (well, no YOU won't since as stated above you lack common sense and the ability to use logic) that these threat lists are funny and only a fool would be worried bout them.

Posted at 11:25PM on Apr 10th 2008 by Get Real

54. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Posted at 12:13AM on Apr 11th 2008 by hey chuck buck

55. I also graduated from Pennsauken High and to be honest this is not shocking and it is actully one of the more tame things to have happend at Pennsauken. And the school doesnt punish the kids the way thier suppose to,the school is so laid back. The only reason these kids are geting in troulbe now, is because for the pass two year they have had cops roaming the walls.

Posted at 12:16AM on Apr 11th 2008 by get it girl get it girl

56. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Posted at 12:16AM on Apr 11th 2008 by hey chuck buck

57. If we only took senators, congressmen/women, & others in our Governemnt who leak top secret info that aids and comforts our enimies we might be in good shape. 0 tolerence only applies to students and average Americans who are white conservatives or Christians. Raising taxes will not save our economy, schools, health care, lower crime, save the environment, etc.... Only a moron would believe it would. We punish kids for being kids.(I know sometimes things have to be taken seriously, but with common sense. Like the girl who brought a plastic butter knife to school for her lunch and was expelled & arrested.) But we need to rein in our Governemnt telling us every little thing about how to act and live. Believe it or not we can work together & think without the Government.

Posted at 8:58AM on Apr 11th 2008 by stevei

58. Insert Chuck Norris joke here:

Posted at 10:48AM on Apr 11th 2008 by crazyisascrazydoes

59. Chuck Norris is amazing. Who would wanna hurt him? NOBODY exactly, even if they did rele wanna hit him up, Chuck would destroy them. I think he's a nice gut though. Yeah i rele don't think those kids meant it. A cheeseburger? Come on, who would take that seriosuly. :P

Posted at 2:59PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Chuckie Fan lol

60. sheeshe, Chuck Buck, don't make your jealousy so obvious, those jokes funny.

Posted at 12:39PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Kate

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