Celebrity Justice
School Death Plot Targets ... Chuck Norris?!?

New Jersey cops have arrested two high school students after a teacher found a so-called "hit list" that targeted tough guy actor Chuck Norris. Holy Walker, Texas Ranger!
Chuck Norris
The students, both juniors at Pennsauken High School, didn't have any weapons on them. The note reportedly included the names of three students and, randomly, Norris.

The boys claim the list was a joke and the local prosecutor says "At this point we believe that this student did not pose any serious threat to any of the people on the list, especially to Chuck Norris." No sh*t.

UPDATE 3:00 PM PT: TMZ just got this exclusive statement from Mr. Chuck Norris himself: "When I learned yesterday (Wednesday) of the story about a high school student in New Jersey faced with expulsion from school and possible other problems after being charged with compiling a "hit list" that contained my name, my first instinct was to say nothing. Not to risk making something out to be bigger than it is.

But I realize that this is not the best course, for such behaviors are exactly the warning signs we have ignored for far too long, emanating from a growing at-risk population of young people in this country.

In today's world, we must always be vigilant, not just in stepping up protection and emergency preparedness in schools, but in reaching out to those lost souls who feel marginalized and disenfranchised by the world around them.

It is what I have been doing for more than a decade with my "KickStart" program, which began in Houston, Texas, teaching 150 at-risk children martial arts as part of the PE curriculum. Since that time, our program, which instills discipline and respect and raises self-esteem, has grown to serve more than 6,000 youngsters year round at 37 schools in Dallas and Houston, Texas. To date, KickStart has graduated more than 50,000 students with many going on to college and becoming successful in their own right."

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61. Good ol' chuck. Turning a high school idiotic joke/prank into a marketing opportunity. Might be too many hits in the head with a foot. He did back Huckabee...

How many Chucks does it take to change a light bulb?

6 one to change it, 5 to say "I could do that..."
1 He holds it, the world revolves around him...
None. He can see in the dark...

Posted at 1:02PM on Apr 11th 2008 by spikept-the-Poet

62. stevei, I'd agree with you but it's not just white conservatives or christians that get harassed. My husband is white but gets harassed because he has a ponytail and beard. My kids and I are white but get harassed in school because we're not christian and the schools do nothing about that harassment. In fact they suspended one of my kids for screaming at kids that were taunting her and throwing things at her. After all, losing your temper makes you dangerous and those kids were christian. Likewise my sister and her kids have been hassled in schools by those same white conservative christians you are talking about. So don't try to claim that being in the majority makes you suspect and causes you problems.

Go Sox

Posted at 7:17PM on Apr 11th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

63. Good chuck. Turning a high school idiotic joke/prank into a marketing opportunity. Might be too many hits in the head with a foot. He did back Huckabee...I saw this on femmate.com too.

Posted at 8:50PM on Apr 12th 2008 by leshere

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