A Headlock May Win the White House!

Forget settling differences with debates and political ads -- It's all about the body slam!
Barack and Hillary
The WWE has invited Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to wrestle away their woes on "Monday Night Raw." The wrestling corporation wants to see the two candidates clothesline their way to the presidency.

It would be a close match -- Barack looks like he can do a mean chokehold, but Hillary might get sneaky and tag Bill in for a double team!

We called reps for both sides, but haven't heard back. Chickens.

Tags: barack obama, BarackObama, hillary clinton, HillaryClinton

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1. Neither!!!

Posted at 12:52PM on Apr 12th 2008 by blt

2. No kidding - Obama going to beat Sillary in every competition they get in to including the nomination.

Posted at 12:55PM on Apr 12th 2008 by scooobiedoo

3. That has got to be one of the stupidest suggestions I've ever heard. Is the WWE that desperate for publicity or have the steroids gone to their heads and rotted their brains?

Posted at 1:03PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Get Real

4. I expect this to be as bad as when they did "Donald" Vs "Rosie", maybe even worse.

Posted at 1:08PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Stevie

5. Hillary fights dirty, but Barack fights smart.

Posted at 1:41PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Kay

6. I'd actually love to see this one, OB is all talk and higher though, HC is a street fighter. She'd B-slap him so fast his oversized head would spin. Actually I'd enjoy it either way, which ever of them got beaten. Bring it on.

Posted at 2:14PM on Apr 12th 2008 by did I say that out loud?

7. This is just stupid. I expect stupid from the WWE, but.............................oh wait, never mind.

Posted at 2:39PM on Apr 12th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

8. Closet Lez Hillary would use her snapper death grip, and make Obama tap out like a bitch!

Posted at 2:59PM on Apr 12th 2008 by sleazy old bastard

9. **NEITHER***
GO RON PAUL!!! GO RON PAUL

Posted at 3:15PM on Apr 12th 2008 by jesissickofshittychoices

10. **NEITHER****
GO RON PAAUL GO RON PAUL GO RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:14PM on Apr 12th 2008 by jesissickofshittychoices

11. The gullibility of the American public has never ceased to amaze me. In 1976 after 6 years of Richard Nixon was "Ready for a CHANGE". And along comes Jimmy Carter. He was a novelty canidate. A peanut farmer with an alcoholic brother,etc. He took the '76 election by storm. He talked such a good game,he delivered nothing. His Camp David peace agreement started the trouble we've had with Iran the last 30 years!! Now we have a new "Novelty Canidate" in Barrack Obama. All of the "Hip-Hop" generation has came out for him in full force because he's black and the educated liberals have came out for him because they think it's the "hip" thing to do. He talks an excellent game,but said did Jimmy Carter. Can he deliver? I don't think so. Threre are 4 polls that say Hillary can beat McCain in the general election and Obama can NOT. Wake up Democrats before you have 1980 all over again!! ( Ronald Reagan beat Jimmy Carter by the biggest landslide in History for those of you too young to know )

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Chuck OConnor

12. Chuck, Jimmie Carter and Barack Obama are two different poeople. It would be good to have a Democrat in the White House...and Hillary is just another closet Republican. Now back to the topic...Hillary would win a wrestling match between the two. She'd put baby oil on the bottom of his shoes or something.

Posted at 11:05PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Trixie

13. Trixie,
HIlly is far far away from being a Republican. Its just that she looks conservative while standing beside the socialist candidate. He is so far left he is in another room altogether. I do think she is being given a bit of a hatchet job by the party leaders, including her oh so loving husband. Man, its a sad day when I defend a Clinton.

Posted at 4:12PM on Apr 12th 2008 by did I say that out loud?

14. She is a Liberal Chameleon.

Posted at 4:49PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Mik

15. They are both such a joke at this point, it would be par for the course for them to go on that stupid show.

Posted at 5:51PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Drezo

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