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A Headlock May Win the White House!

Posted Apr 12th 2008 10:08AM by TMZ Staff

Forget settling differences with debates and political ads -- It's all about the body slam!
Barack and Hillary
The WWE has invited Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to wrestle away their woes on "Monday Night Raw." The wrestling corporation wants to see the two candidates clothesline their way to the presidency.

It would be a close match -- Barack looks like he can do a mean chokehold, but Hillary might get sneaky and tag Bill in for a double team!

We called reps for both sides, but haven't heard back. Chickens.

Tags: barack obama, BarackObama, hillary clinton, HillaryClinton

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16. Well we have gone extreme right for 8 years and I'm horrified to where that has taken us. Its like a business cycle, we need a Dem to correct the market. I'll happily lean left for 4 and hope we end up in the middle somewhere.

Posted at 6:31PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Obama'ed

17. However I do love how people try to denouce Unite, Hope and Change as a campaign slogan. This is EXACTLY how negative the Rep party is, typical, no believe the we try to scare the crap out of you slogan, were the guys to trust.

Posted at 6:36PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Obama\\\'ed

18. Pennsylvanians are nothing but a bunch of "bitter", rifle toting, Bible thumping hillbillies!

Posted at 7:05PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Barack O.

19. Yeah, Wrestlemania is over and Vince is brainstorming with his great rehashed plots ala the Donald.
Get Obama vs Hillar with Bill doing a run in and George W coming in to open up a can of whoop arse.
He and his little girl need to pull out of the storyline influence and let creative do what they are paid to do (that not being kiss butt to anyone named McMahon).

lemme tell ya sumthin' daddy, ain't nothin' like a shoot.

Posted at 10:20PM on Apr 13th 2008 by rebboJ

20. Your a fool if you really believe either one of these two has a chance to win the election. Keep spining your wheels Dems!

Posted at 10:29PM on Apr 12th 2008 by pilot0360

21. OUR $ ON "the hill".....SHE'D PUT A BIG OL' KNOT IN THAT PIECE O' LICORICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:21PM on Apr 12th 2008 by noitall

22. I would never vote for either of these losers. A NNNN and a CCC**nt. No freaking way!

Posted at 8:10PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Ashleigh

23. Bill C. is not entitled to a 3rd term No matter how he tries to 'skirt' the Constution.

Posted at 8:20PM on Apr 12th 2008 by willy

24. Yea Ashleigh, let your ignorance be heard!

Posted at 9:29PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Informed

25. Vote for Cthlulhu. When you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.

Posted at 11:29PM on Apr 12th 2008 by Vote for Cthlulhu

26. Most likely Hillary because she'll lie, cheat, bite, steal, did I already say lie.

Posted at 12:05PM on Apr 13th 2008 by BEST!

27. We do not want a man-hating president. Vote Obama!!! His family represents the American family.

Posted at 12:53PM on Apr 13th 2008 by LA

28. L.A -- YEAH, JUST WHAT AMERICA NEEDS, TWO BLACK GREASY BEARS, THAT KNOW HOW TO GIVE A
"THUG-HUG", THEY KNOW HOW TO DISPARAGE AMERICA, OUR MILITARY, BUT WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO
SIT DOWN WITH AMERICA'S EMEMIES. HELL, NO, ID HILLARY DOESN'T GET NOD, THEN VOTE FOR MCCAIN!!
I HAVE HEARD THIS FROM DOZENS OF MILITARY I WORK WITH!!

Posted at 10:35PM on Apr 13th 2008 by a typical white person

29. The DNC contest has gone from the sublime to the ridiculous, everyone in America, even "Cletus" from the Simpsons, knows that Senator Clinton has absolutely NO chance of winning the nomination for the Democrats. But, she and her husband have sunk to even new levels of gutter politics from lying about Bosnia sniper fire, to claiming to be a regular church attendee and gun enthusiast but than just like always refusing to provide details or proof, and now, the tipper, going to a bar with a group of blue-collar workers and taking a shot of the cheapest Canadian Whiskey in the place - what the hell - Senator Clinton - never heard of Jack Daniels - but atleast she drank American beer - the next thing is going to be Senator and President Clinton releasing a sex tape - and if anyone has the stomach to see that it would be like to bleached wrinkled seals humping eachother in public - not that President Clinton is averse to whale loving - the chubbier the better for him. In all seriousness, Senator Clinton has clearly decided that since she has no chance to win in 2008, she will fatally damage the candidacy of the DNC designate - so she can run again in 2012. And hey, four years of Bush III, would be worth it to have another Clinton in the White House right? It is not like America is falling apart and needs real leadership, and not guys like Pat Buchanan from the GOP talking about starting yet another war, this time with Iran, that has a standing million man army, and they unlike the Iraqis will fight to the death - what a great process - and what a great family - the Clinton's America's answer to why we need retroactive birth control - NOW!

Posted at 12:47PM on Apr 14th 2008 by How Low Can Senator and President Clinton Go - God Knows - and He is scared!

30. This leads me to wonder who exactly will play Barack and Hillary. Maybe they'll get Brother Ray to play Hillary in a surprise WWE return. Lulz.

Posted at 8:39PM on Apr 14th 2008 by THE Smoot

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