Cookie Diet Leaves Madonna Feeling Like a Virgin

THAT is NOT Madonna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TMZ - Check your sources.....because MADGE is about to sue you!!!!

THAT is DEFINATELY not her voice......


Madonna WOULD NEVER speak to these TOOLS!!!!

TMZ fire somebody becaue the F'D-UP ....BIG TIME

Aside from the fact that Guy Richie is willing to enter a chasam that is likely wider than the Grand Canyon and pretend that he likes his sex life with the Material Girl. I suggest that we take up a collection to get Madonna the same surgery that Rosanne Barr just had, vaginal rejuvination procedure. It is sad enough watching a 50 year old woman who is a borderline billionaire still so insecure that she needs to take off her clothes at every opportunity and tell us about her sex life - if I wanted to see aging people romp, I would simply put in my copy of "Grumpy Old Men". Time to become an artist again, Madonna, and not a stripper, even the best have to hang them up at some time because they are dragging on the ground, and for you Madonna, that was 10 years ago.