CHP Says Britney's Nobody Special

CHP officers claim it wasn't the Brit-wreck that convinced them to perform a field sobriety test after her accident -- it was the timing of Brit's wreck.

At first, it sounded a little suspicious that officers questioned Britney Spears' sobriety -- since the entire planet knows about her stint in rehab -- but we did a check and we're told it was absolutely S.O.P.

According to a CHP rep, there was "no odor, nor any kind of erratic behavior" that could have suggested Britney was under the influence during her three-car car fender bender just after 8 PM Saturday night. After an accident, officers "do a standard check on most drivers, especially during those hours."

So she still can't drive, but at least she's clean!



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16. The Bitch just can't drive ya'll.

Posted at 3:17PM on Apr 13th 2008 by ~CoastalJadey~

17. Yeah, but she DID fail to pass the Field Stupidity Test! If she's driving tomorrow, I will never ever say a kind word about her father again!

Posted at 3:27PM on Apr 13th 2008 by :-

18. Why does this woman still have a license?

Posted at 3:35PM on Apr 13th 2008 by Amy

19. will kaplan or gloria alled represent the other driver and take more of britney's money and prestige ?, or will her pap friend exploit her even more.
To Be Continued

Posted at 3:36PM on Apr 13th 2008 by examiner

20. A few months ago you TMZ clowns could not find anything fair to say about her....... what happened

Posted at 3:44PM on Apr 13th 2008 by Bill

21. 3 car fender bender? Where was the 3rd car? Why was she taken in to the police station for the test? Why wasn't it done there at the scene? It wasn't her fault for the accident anyway, I blame all the photographers who follow her every move. They get in the way and distract the driver (not just Britney) just to get a damned picture that probably won't be used anyway. The paparazzi are a menance to any and all drivers out on the road!

Posted at 3:58PM on Apr 13th 2008 by Mewithanopinionthatmatters

22. It's a shame that this happened but as they say, accidents happen. Truthfully, I don't know how anyone could deal with all of the distractions that go on around her. I'm sure that she handled it like a lady and I hope that it dosen't "bring her down." Life is full of challenges and she's had more than her fair share.

Britney, it's great that you're getting your life back together. You've been blessed in many ways. Stay strong, realize what's important in life and follow God's direction. You'll get through these troubling times. ...Remember, we're all God's children.

Wishing You All of God's Blessings

Posted at 4:14PM on Apr 13th 2008 by bka62223

23. luckily, there were no childern in the cars in front of her.

next time britney, you might want to wear a NORMAL PAIR OF PANTS instead of those hideous, oversized VELVET DRAPES you decided to wear that evening.

you might also want to STAY OFF THE BLACKBERRY while you're driving.

Posted at 4:18PM on Apr 13th 2008 by pork chop honey bun

24. BUT THIS HAPPENS TO HER ALL THE TIME AND I THOUGHT SHE WASENT SUPPOSE TO BE ALONE????

I STILL DONT THINK SHES ALRIGHT TO DRIVE.
ALL YOU PEOLE ARE FOOLED! SHE DID GOOD ON THAT SHOW BUT IN ALL REALLITY

Posted at 4:22PM on Apr 13th 2008 by TONY PENSO

25. SHES MESSED UP BECAUSE HER MOM SLEPT WITH KEVIN AND WHY DID TMZ CUT ME OFF??? I WROTE MORE THEN THA . THE ONE ON TOP OF THIS ONE !

HER MOM IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY BRIT IS MESSED UP

Posted at 4:25PM on Apr 13th 2008 by TONY PENSO

26. Does anyone care to know that Adnan got jumped last night. Gee............who could have done this to Adnan!? Not those gang members from ex 17 engaging in criminal gang activity ?.

Posted at 4:50PM on Apr 13th 2008 by Adnanymous

27. 26. SHES MESSED UP BECAUSE HER MOM SLEPT WITH KEVIN AND WHY DID TMZ CUT ME OFF??? I WROTE MORE THEN THA . THE ONE ON TOP OF THIS ONE !

HER MOM IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY BRIT IS MESSED UP

Posted at 4:25PM on Apr 13th 2008 by TONY PENSO
TONY PENSO where did you get this information?

Posted at 4:58PM on Apr 13th 2008 by examiner

28. nobody around her has the balls to say to britney's face " your nobody special "....no one !
and its exaclty what she needs to hear.

Posted at 7:42PM on Apr 13th 2008 by hihtie

29. #12, I know names are non-unique but using part of my comment from yesterday as well is very bizarre. Do you not have a comment of your own or are you just very bizarre? Whatever.

Posted at 5:39PM on Apr 13th 2008 by Kelli

30. When is something trivial a big news event? When it involves Britney! And when is a gentle bump against the car in front in a bumper-to-bumper stop-and-go traffic jam a newsworthy car crash? When it involves Britney! No cars was damaged, no one was injured, and no traffic tickets was issued. Talk about a big newsworthy freeway collision! That is almost as newsworthy as a shopping cart crash in the crowded isles at Ralphs supermarkets.

Posted at 6:13PM on Apr 13th 2008 by just me

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