CHP Says Britney's Nobody Special

CHP officers claim it wasn't the Brit-wreck that convinced them to perform a field sobriety test after her accident -- it was the timing of Brit's wreck.

At first, it sounded a little suspicious that officers questioned Britney Spears' sobriety -- since the entire planet knows about her stint in rehab -- but we did a check and we're told it was absolutely S.O.P.

According to a CHP rep, there was "no odor, nor any kind of erratic behavior" that could have suggested Britney was under the influence during her three-car car fender bender just after 8 PM Saturday night. After an accident, officers "do a standard check on most drivers, especially during those hours."

So she still can't drive, but at least she's clean!



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31. Oh please. I can smell the GHB from here.

Posted at 6:23PM on Apr 13th 2008 by campy

32. i am soooooooooo SICK of having to hear about this weirdo. i cannot wait till she fades away.

Posted at 6:35PM on Apr 13th 2008 by molephobic

33. To TONY PENSO: I was wondering how long it would take for someone to come up with a rationale for blaming this on K-Fed. It's always possible to dig up _someone_ to be the scapegoat for Britney's own actions and choices ... so that she doesn't have to take responsibility for _anything_ ... _ever_ ...

Posted at 7:15PM on Apr 13th 2008 by Sergeant Sphincter of the Dirt Patrol

34. She might have not been drunk from alcohol but impaired by her psychotrophic meds....

Posted at 11:37PM on Apr 13th 2008 by chicken stripper

35. THE HEADLINE SAY SO MUCH!!!!!
Britney's Nobody Special
AMEN!!!!

Posted at 2:23AM on Apr 14th 2008 by me again

36. Holy guacamole! Britney and the driver of the car she hit are flirting and chatting on my favorite totally for real mega-bonzo-cool community called I-am-so-gullible-and-lame-that-I-actually-go-to-these-scam-ripoff-gazillionaire-romance-dating-web-sites.COM

Posted at 4:34AM on Apr 14th 2008 by mega-giga-tera-peta-exa-cool

37. Read the sentence under her picture. So she still can't drive, but at least she's clean!

Posted at 12:43AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Tee

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