It's Official -- Ashlee Is Dumber Than Jessica

16. Ah, so THAT's why they got "engaged" last week. Ah ha! Can't wait for the People magazine cover story with photos of the newborn in their new home, bought by Daddy Simpson, of course

Posted at 1:52PM on Apr 14th 2008 by JimmyHendricks

17. That is going to be one UGLY friggin kid!

Posted at 1:53PM on Apr 14th 2008 by jeffro11

18. I dont think its fair to compare her to Jamie Lynn Spears. At least Ashley is an adult at 23 years of age.. Jamie Lynn was just 16 years old when she became pg. Still a child herself.

Posted at 1:55PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Christie

19. At least she's 23, not 16! Yeah, Daddy Joe Simpson really has done a great job of raising 2 Christian young ladies - and he used to be a minister, before he sold his soul to the Devil for his daughters' fame.

Posted at 2:12PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Sarah

20. Good job DAD- another one rides the short bus- idiots all of them

Posted at 1:59PM on Apr 14th 2008 by tmzsucks

21. Dumbazz! There's ways to protect yourself or are you just too stupid!

Posted at 1:56PM on Apr 14th 2008 by ME

22. Why does she have to be dumb to be pregnant? Ashlee is of legal age. She knows who the father is. This site which mocks the mentally ill, the dead and everything in between is hardly the bastion of morality. So STFU!

Posted at 2:00PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Stephanie

23. Well, I think we will be seeing an unwed mother trend on the rise in the real world after all these Hollywood girls getting knocked up before they are married.

I hope the welfare system gets ready for an influx. Get ready to pay more in taxes for other people's decisions to have kids without legal commitment.

Posted at 1:58PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Anonymous

24. Wonder if the kid will look like her, pre-plastic.

Posted at 2:29PM on Apr 14th 2008 by yourmom

25. Well... she can't sing, she can't act, despite all the plastic surgery she's still homely, and she doesn't have the rack her sis does...she had to do SOMETHING to get daddy's attention! That whole clan is creepy, someday it'll come out that the family tree is a straight line.

Posted at 2:03PM on Apr 14th 2008 by jeffro11

26. At least she's not 16.

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Kaye

27. Now this is some good, old-fashioned entertainment news!

Much better than making fun of womens bodies.

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 14th 2008 by TMZ=Sexist Pigs

28. #10, I couldn't agree more. TMZ should stop blaming women who are making positive, conscious choices in their lives. We don't hear about unwed fathers, do we? Marriage is just an external convention and says nothing about the quality of parenting or of family relationships. TMZ should get an education and stop being so offensively sexist.

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 14th 2008 by jkl

29. Dumber? Ha! This baby was planned, at least by half of the "happy" couple.

Posted at 2:06PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Kay

30. Everyone needs to get the freaking story right. Poppa Joe was NEVER a minister. He was a youth director. Yeah, they should all be ashamed of themselves.

Posted at 2:08PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Kim