It's Official -- Ashlee Is Dumber Than Jessica

UPDATE: Someone might want to clue Pete Wentz in, he's denying the whole thing to MTV.
Holy unwed mothers!

23-year-old lip-synching queen Ashlee Simpson is carrying fiance Pete Wentz's baby, or so says Us. Does anyone practice safe sex anymore?!

Unwed Mothers -- click to launchAshlee -- whose father is a former Baptist minister -- apparently didn't save herself for marriage like big sis Jessica... she gave it away for free!

Family values are alive and well in Tinseltown!






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31. I'd like to be the baby sukin on those milk duds!

Posted at 12:35PM on Apr 16th 2008 by BLOODSHOT EYEZ

32. here's an idea stop glamorizing it and these dumb@%*'s will stop thinking it's cool. There's a novel idea

Posted at 2:11PM on Apr 14th 2008 by eagle412

33. Hopefully the kid will get her real nose. lol

Posted at 2:15PM on Apr 14th 2008 by sheesh

34. Good for her - she doesn't have anything else to do!

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 14th 2008 by The Pundit

35. hmmm pop culture. good point :)

Posted at 2:17PM on Apr 14th 2008 by fathead

36. Who cares about this nobody?

She needs a new plastic surgeon - she's gotten really weird looking.

Posted at 2:18PM on Apr 14th 2008 by get a new surgeon, stat

37. Family values? Get over yourself. While youths like Richie, Spears, & Simpson seem to have leapt into parenthood without thought, lumping adults like Jolie & Berry into this group only speaks to an antiquated close-mindedness. Brad & Angelina have fostered a committed family. Hollywood and the rest of the world has its fair share of happily unmarried couples (Sarandon & Robbins, Tweed & Simmons, Hawn & Russell) that have stood the test of time. The children of these couples are happy, stable, & loved. That's the real issue. Weddings are incidental.

Posted at 2:38PM on Apr 14th 2008 by kitten

38. ...good for her !!!....nothing wrong with being pregnant and happy at 23.

Posted at 2:23PM on Apr 14th 2008 by hahaha

39. and the big deal is? She's 23 and an adult.

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 14th 2008 by JD

40. P.S.....seems to be a good PR move as well !!!!!...anything to stay in the press goes these days.

Posted at 2:30PM on Apr 14th 2008 by hahaha

41. Do they just not have birth control in California?

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Jenny

42. Do they just not have birth control in California?

Posted at 10:25AM on Apr 18th 2008 by Jenny

43. Get off your "holier than thou" pulpit you morons at TMZ. You're not fooling anyone with your self-righteousness.

Posted at 2:30PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Orphinia

44. I bet Joe Simpson is about to have a nervous breakdown. I wonder how long it will be before Jessica either becomes pregnant or get's engaged?!


WHy don't the Spear's and Simpson's just move to a BIG compound?!

Posted at 2:28PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Dallas

45. TMZ is the authority on "family values"....that's rich

Posted at 2:28PM on Apr 14th 2008 by kh

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