It's Official -- Ashlee Is Dumber Than Jessica

UPDATE: Someone might want to clue Pete Wentz in, he's denying the whole thing to MTV.
Holy unwed mothers!

23-year-old lip-synching queen Ashlee Simpson is carrying fiance Pete Wentz's baby, or so says Us. Does anyone practice safe sex anymore?!

Unwed Mothers -- click to launchAshlee -- whose father is a former Baptist minister -- apparently didn't save herself for marriage like big sis Jessica... she gave it away for free!

Family values are alive and well in Tinseltown!






Filed under: Baby Watch, Nurse!

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31. Hopefully the kid will get her real nose. lol

Posted at 2:15PM on Apr 14th 2008 by sheesh

32. hmmm pop culture. good point :)

Posted at 2:17PM on Apr 14th 2008 by fathead

33. Who cares about this nobody?

She needs a new plastic surgeon - she's gotten really weird looking.

Posted at 2:18PM on Apr 14th 2008 by get a new surgeon, stat

34. ...good for her !!!....nothing wrong with being pregnant and happy at 23.

Posted at 2:23PM on Apr 14th 2008 by hahaha

35. and the big deal is? She's 23 and an adult.

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 14th 2008 by JD

36. Good for her - she doesn't have anything else to do!

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 14th 2008 by The Pundit

37. Do they just not have birth control in California?

Posted at 2:25PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Jenny

38. TMZ is the authority on "family values"....that's rich

Posted at 2:28PM on Apr 14th 2008 by kh

39. I bet Joe Simpson is about to have a nervous breakdown. I wonder how long it will be before Jessica either becomes pregnant or get's engaged?!


WHy don't the Spear's and Simpson's just move to a BIG compound?!

Posted at 2:28PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Dallas

40. Wonder if the kid will look like her, pre-plastic.

Posted at 2:29PM on Apr 14th 2008 by yourmom

41. Get off your "holier than thou" pulpit you morons at TMZ. You're not fooling anyone with your self-righteousness.

Posted at 2:30PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Orphinia

42. P.S.....seems to be a good PR move as well !!!!!...anything to stay in the press goes these days.

Posted at 2:30PM on Apr 14th 2008 by hahaha

43. total shocker....OMG, these two kids!!! Ha! Let's face it, Nicole Ritchie has set the "standard" and makes it look so glamourous.....moms out there, let's get real. It's no picnic being a mom. Good days and bad days, but it's not as glam as these hollywood starlets make it look. Angelina Jolie has a kid hanging on her 90lb frame 24-7~ how fun does that look?

Posted at 2:31PM on Apr 14th 2008 by larue

44. Don't any of these people practice safe sex much less birth control? It's no wonder teens are the in the high numbers with AIDS and other STD's. What great role models. I agree marriage doesn't necessarily come first these days, but let's hope at least these dads will at least stay in the future picture for the childs sake. Children need to know their Fathers as well as their Mothers. Any animal can spit out a baby, but it takes a lot of work and love to be parents. As for the morality of it in this day and age, please remember all great nations fell when they lost their moral compass.

Posted at 2:35PM on Apr 14th 2008 by NevRsetL4less

45. Ugly skanky babymama and scary lookin' babydaddy dude. PapaJoe must be so proud! Ash 'n Pete is already registered at Target and Wal-marts for the prepackaged white trash wedding shower/babyshower gift basket...

Posted at 2:36PM on Apr 14th 2008 by chicken stripper

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