It's Official -- Ashlee Is Dumber Than Jessica

UPDATE: Someone might want to clue Pete Wentz in, he's denying the whole thing to MTV.
Holy unwed mothers!

23-year-old lip-synching queen Ashlee Simpson is carrying fiance Pete Wentz's baby, or so says Us. Does anyone practice safe sex anymore?!

Unwed Mothers -- click to launchAshlee -- whose father is a former Baptist minister -- apparently didn't save herself for marriage like big sis Jessica... she gave it away for free!

Family values are alive and well in Tinseltown!






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61. dOes any 1 wear Condoms now a days!!! Yikes/420

Posted at 3:22PM on Apr 14th 2008 by TxTea

62. Ashlee's twin has been found (for reals!)

The Polish Ashlee Simpson!

http://www.blender.com/Blog27CuteImNotCuteVideo/Blender-Blog/blogs/1168/23161.aspx

Posted at 3:28PM on Apr 14th 2008 by reed

63. OK, let me get this straight...Papa Joe Simpson , REALLY NEVER APPROVED OF and NEVER ACCEPTED CLEAN-CUT Nick , ( who was a good guy, willing to wait until marriage, for his daughter, Jessica the Virgin,) as a Son-in-Law....And YET, he WHOLEHEARTEDLY HAS APPROVED, ACCEPTED, CONGRATULATED AND EMBRACED THIS PUNK KID, WHO LOOKS SMELLY AND DIRTY, WHO HAS OPENLY MOCKED JOE'S "CHRISTIAN VALUES" RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS NOSE, BY GETTING HIS "I AM SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE", VIRGIN, DAUGHTER PREGNANT....(and this was even BEFORE the" shocking" news came out....) I say WTH...?????!!! Getting "engaged" doesnt make it better...Joe being a "Christian Youth Pastor" instead of a "Minister", doesnt make it any better either. As a matter of fact, it makes it even worse, because that is supposed to be his speciality, his forte...I wouldnt want him to counsel ANYBODY, let alone a YOUTH.....Morals aside for a moment, it is the principle of the situation....Dont put it out there if you arent really living that kind of life...The WHOLE FAMILY are a bunch of Hypocrites (sp?) and trashy...starting at the top, beginning with Papa Joe...Rememer what he said about his daughter Jessicas breasts...Yuk...Creepy...

Posted at 3:30PM on Apr 14th 2008 by FeistyGirl007

64. I'm sure it was Pastor Joe's plan to trap poor Pete into a marriage with has-been pop cyborg Ashlee so he can pimp her out for "Newlyweds Part Deux" . Pete will next split from Fall Out Boy at the suggestion of Yoko/Ashlee and be managed by Papa Joe for one unsuccessful album before they divorce in 18 months. The poor guy has said he has been suicidal in the past...hope he takes care of himself.

Posted at 3:41PM on Apr 14th 2008 by ChrisJ

65. not gonna be a good lookin' kid...He's one of the ugliest guys I've seen, and without her plastic surgery, she looks like big bird.

And what are they going to do for money in a few years? Fall Out Boy is over, the kids have moved on to something new.
She can't sing and no amount of marketing, or lopping off her big honker is going to make her sound better.

I guess love is all you need huh? not.

Posted at 3:52PM on Apr 14th 2008 by tgirl

66. IF THE DAD WOULDN'T WENT ON AND SAID "HE'S A FORMER BAPTIST MINISTER

NOTHING WOULD BE SAID ....PIMP DADDY JOE HAD HIS MOUTH RUNNING TO MUCH.

WHAT HAPPEN TO BIRTHCONTROL / CONDOMS????????????????????????????

Posted at 3:59PM on Apr 14th 2008 by PIMP DADDY JOE HAD HIS MOUTH RUNNING TO MUCH ........WHAT HAPPEN TO CONDOMS IDU , BIRTHCONTROL ????

67. I think a lot of us saw this one coming. Hopefully, Ashlee and Pete are having this baby for the right reasons and not just for the publicity. If they are truly in love and want to have their own family, then that's great. But, if this is just to make headlines and get $$$ for magazine pictures and articles, then that is sad.

Posted at 4:01PM on Apr 14th 2008 by PrincessBarbie

68. #62 .............YOU'RE RIGHT .....................

NIKKI WAS BETTER , HE HAD RESPECT ................

WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IS ...........THE MONEY WENT TO JOE'S HEAD , NOW HE DOESNT CARE.

Posted at 4:10PM on Apr 14th 2008 by NICK WAS BETTER PERSON THAN EVERYONE MIGHT THINK ........

69. The younger kids today have very few decent role models to chose from. Do all people with money think they can be reckless, stupid and without consequence??!!

Posted at 4:09PM on Apr 14th 2008 by ominous_goo

70. Another knocked up celeb..typical..

Posted at 4:08PM on Apr 14th 2008 by michelle

71. DON'T FORGET LIVING IN HOLLYWIERD ..........YOU'VE TO MAKE MONEY $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

GUESS WHO'S MAKING CELEBS RICH ???????? YES YOU'RE .............

ANYONE WHO'S A FAN , BUYING THERE PRODUCTS .......CLOTHING , MOVIES , CD'S , DVD'S ,

JEWERLY , TOYS , ETCCCCCCCC .........TO KEEP UP WITH THERE LUXURY MANSIONS , LUXURY CARS ,

ETCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC......................WHILE YOU STAY POOR .................

YOU ARENT RICH , BUYING THERE STUFF .................THEY'RE ................

Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 14th 2008 by YOU THE FAN IS KEEPING CELEBS RICH , WHILE YOU STAY POOR .........

72. You married yet, Harv?

Posted at 4:13PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Tim

73. None of you really know Ashlee Simpson or Pete Wentz so stop all of the judging. They look happy together so just leave 'em alone. I think some of you just have secret crushes on Pete and are jealous. Get over it already! If you weren't interested in the story, then you wouldn't have commented in the first place.

Posted at 4:22PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Nikki

74. ALL YOU PEOPLE PUTTING THEM DOWN ARE NUTS DONT TELL ME EVERY ONE OF YOU MORONS WAITED FOR MARRIAGE TO HAVE SEX! A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES ON HERE!!!!

Posted at 4:19PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Star

75. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Posted at 4:46PM on Apr 14th 2008 by Yerba Buena

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