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Shauna Sand: For Sale to the Highest Bidder

Posted Apr 15th 2008 6:00AM by TMZ Staff

Miami's newest double D-list good mother of three, Shauna Sand, is selling some of her tacky crap on eBay -- and unfortunately it ain't her platform Lucite stripper heels!

The two craptacular items up for bid, that used to belong to Shauna and ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas, are a marble and wood $1500 night table and a gaudy glass and gold leafed wood $4000 ~~latrine~~ vitrine -- both from "1800s France." Ooh la la! Looks like Shauna decorates as well as she dresses!

So far there are exactly zero bids on both. No one is buying what she's sellin'!

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1. Just found another Celebrity Item up for Auction:
Madonna's old PC Keyboard

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130214860770

I wonder it is is fake or real..

Posted at 6:20AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Thunder Flash

2. first, yes

Posted at 7:12AM on Apr 15th 2008 by mellowjello

3. Sing it with me: "Stripper or Shaaauna Saand"

Posted at 7:21AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Damn me for my TMZ addiction

4. I can't find anything in this article that warrants the rather tastless word-play "latrine" nor the sneers the reporters must have exchanged as they wrote this piece of crap. It's as it seems: TMZ reporters are unable to get any position at a respectable newspaper or magazine, so they deflect from their useless lifes by attacking others.

Posted at 7:45AM on Apr 15th 2008 by meikel14

5. Lovely furniture it is.

Posted at 7:48AM on Apr 15th 2008 by my oh my

6. I believe all her taste is in her tongue! She is keeping the "lucite" shoes.................she will need them for work in south beach!

Posted at 8:01AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Dallas

7. I JUST BID 25 CENTS, I KNOW I WILL WIN YAY!
IF SHE WAS REALLY SHORT ON CASH SHE SHOULD JUST DO PORN HAHAHAHA

Posted at 8:32AM on Apr 15th 2008 by questor

8. Dallas, she will find work kinda hard for an over the hill short, plastic faced, oversized fake rack, nuclear tanned, witha rubber raft for lips. You never know there might be a market for that.

Posted at 8:50AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Lenn K.

9. Lenn K., I wonder if she has ever had a job. One that requires her to be VERTICAL instead of HORIZONTAL?!

Posted at 9:09AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Dallas

10. No wonder there's no bids. There's no details to the items! Gawd, is it really that hard to type up a few more details other then who owns it? I will really be surprised if they sell.

Posted at 9:20AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Popsmart

11. I think its funny, TMZ has nothing to report about any more now that Brit is getting her life in order... hahahahahahah TMZ!!

Posted at 1:27PM on Apr 15th 2008 by Sabrina

12. 2. first, yes

Posted at 7:12AM on Apr 15th 2008 by mellowjello

Think again idiot...NO, SECOND

Posted at 11:12AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Barbara

13. Is this the mother of that dirty, crazy whore on The Bachelor?

Posted at 11:16AM on Apr 15th 2008 by hamdjobsolo

14. No, she is not Shayne's mother. Her name is Michelle Cathy Smith.

Posted at 11:24AM on Apr 15th 2008 by Delia

15. Thanks, Delia...Does look creepily like that crazy bizzitch...Actually even more disturbing that Lorenzo was climbing on top of something that looks so much like one of his offspring...Does he hang out with Hulk Hogan?

Posted at 11:28AM on Apr 15th 2008 by handjobsolo

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