Miami's newest double D-list good mother of three, Shauna Sand, is selling some of her tacky crap on eBay -- and unfortunately it ain't her platform Lucite stripper heels!The two craptacular items up for bid, that used to belong to Shauna and ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas, are a marble and wood $1500 night table and a gaudy glass and gold leafed wood $4000
So far there are exactly zero bids on both. No one is buying what she's sellin'!













