Shauna Sand: For Sale to the Highest Bidder

4/15/2008 7:00 AM PDT
Miami's newest double D-list good mother of three, Shauna Sand, is selling some of her tacky crap on eBay -- and unfortunately it ain't her platform Lucite stripper heels!

The two craptacular items up for bid, that used to belong to Shauna and ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas, are a marble and wood $1500 night table and a gaudy glass and gold leafed wood $4000 latrine vitrine -- both from "1800s France." Ooh la la! Looks like Shauna decorates as well as she dresses!

So far there are exactly zero bids on both. No one is buying what she's sellin'!