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Shauna Sand: For Sale to the Highest Bidder

4/15/2008 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Miami's newest double D-list good mother of three, Shauna Sand, is selling some of her tacky crap on eBay -- and unfortunately it ain't her platform Lucite stripper heels!

The two craptacular items up for bid, that used to belong to Shauna and ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas, are a marble and wood $1500 night table and a gaudy glass and gold leafed wood $4000 latrine vitrine -- both from "1800s France." Ooh la la! Looks like Shauna decorates as well as she dresses!

So far there are exactly zero bids on both. No one is buying what she's sellin'!

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Kat    

No, she is not Shayne's mother. Her name is Michelle Cathy Smith.

2320 days ago
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hanjob solo    

Thanks, Delia...Does look creepily like that crazy bizzitch...Actually even more disturbing that Lorenzo was climbing on top of something that looks so much like one of his offspring...Does he hang out with Hulk Hogan?

2320 days ago
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Kat    

Michelle is also Lorenzo's son's mother who is named Alavaro. I think he goes was A.J. Shauna is not even 10 years older than his son.

2320 days ago
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores    

Her photos and descriptions suck, and what the heck is a "WASH BASSIN?" Is she talking fish odor? As in Bass fish odor? As in, what you smell when she walks by?

If she added a semi-nude photo of herself to the listings, she would definitely get more hits.


2320 days ago
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Daneen    

She should put "SOUTH BEACH OR BUST!" as the title of the auctions cuz she'sa goin come hell or high bidder!

2320 days ago
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imayadatty    

I appreciate all of her plastic surgery...I'd still hit it!!!

2320 days ago
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hrm    

Tmz, you missed the changing table. http://cgi.ebay.com/Shauna-Sand-Lorenzo-Lamas-Furniture_W0QQitemZ180233171471QQihZ008QQcategoryZ63591QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem because I can't be bothered with the html to actually link it. Still, all of them are ugly as hell.

2320 days ago
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