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Despite his box office bombs, Dane Cook is a bigger star than he thinks he is.

The un-airbrushed 36-year-old pregnant man "comedian" hit the surf in Hawaii on Wednesday.

This performance was a belly flop.



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61. Another food-addicted, beer-chugging, exercise-allergic, bloated up unfunny comedian. Hmmm...just like Eddie Brill and Jimmy Shubert.

Posted at 5:59PM on Apr 17th 2008 by CJ

62. So he's a little chubby. So what? Nobody's perfect. He looks happy and thats all that should matter. I'd still do him in a millisecond hehe. ;)

Posted at 6:19PM on Apr 17th 2008 by a devoted dane fan

63. You douches he was ripped when he made the movie. So what if he's not anymore!

Posted at 6:43PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Solid!

64. He looks 1000 xs better in the "fat" picture. He looks human, and hot has hell. I'd love to wrap my legs around him! I don't find his standup all that great but he is one fine man and the woman who said his smile is deadly has it right on the money.

Posted at 7:10PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Leila

65. hes still a hot piece of ass :)

Posted at 4:29AM on Apr 19th 2008 by misty

66. GOOD LORD, he is NOT overweight!!!! there is NOTHING wrong with this man!!!!

Posted at 8:52PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Belle2004

67. I think Dane Cook looks hot, especially on the beach picture. Chances are his popularity will outlive TMZ's, as people soon get tired of crappy gossipers like you.

Posted at 8:41PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Puh-lease!

68. irregardless,,luv that word, id still tap it lol lol lol

Posted at 8:51PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Lindsay Thompson

69. First off, the media has succeeded yet again because we all come here and check out this pic of Dane, so pat yourselves on the back TMZ. You've got us to come here, but at the same time, you have reminded us of why we live in such a superficial culture. You pick on women who are all bones then take a picture of him when he's in Hawaii having a blast. What is the point? To point out that he's gained a few pounds; who the hell cares? I don't. I care more about the fact that he's smiling, laughing, and having a great time after the tiresome yet fantastical year that he's just had. I suppose it's a lot easier to hide in dark corners and snap pictures than it is to do what he's done over the last few years. The truth is that you can post whatever you want on here about Dane, good and bad, and his fans are going to love him regardless. To this, I just say Su-Fi, and way to go Dane. Thanks for showing us that normal people exist and that you don't have to be perfect!

Posted at 6:39PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Christina from CT

70. THIS IS BECAUSE HE HAS NEVER GOT SUCKED UP INTO THE WHOLE HOLLYWEIRD SCENE AND HE"S A NORMAL DOWN TO EARTH GUY!!!


SU-FI BIOTCHESSSSSSSSS
LUV YOU DANERS YOU RULE!!!

Posted at 2:37PM on Apr 19th 2008 by JILWEYA

71. Sandi Pants (I mean Dane posting as somebody else) needs a decaf. I'm laughing that you take a posting from a stranger sooo seriously and to heart, LOLOL. ,, So this must be the man himself is all I can figure. Logging on to TMZ to find out what they're saying about you. LOLOL!! Thanks for the laugh.

Posted at 9:37PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Kelley

72. How gross...He's totally considered a lard butt. People like that shouldn't be on the beach out in the open like that.

Posted at 9:43PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Molly

73. Dane is a total fat ass and the other poster is right, he's NOT funny. I sit through his shows never even laughing once. I didn't know who those other 2 comedians were [Jimmy Shubert or Eddie Brill] so I looked them up on-line and they are lard asses
Must be all the fast food they eat on tour or something. comedian's always have addictions to food or smoking or alcohol. everytime you see them they're eating, smoking or drinking usually to excess

Posted at 11:15PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Nanci Pants

74. SPEAKING OF BLOATED SUBSTANCE -AND- FODD ADDICTED COMEDIENS PUT LOUIS ANDERSON RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE REST OF EM

Posted at 11:44PM on Apr 17th 2008 by -Mark

75. Sandi Pants spends just a little too much time on line . Get a life girl lmao. enough of my space , tmz, hot or not , match . com

Posted at 11:47PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Chloe Rose

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