Hayden Christensen -- Jumper, Our Ass

Hayden Christensen may be the worst hoops player this side of Tatooine. White men can't jump!


After getting taunted for his lack of force on the court, Hayden downed a Capri Sun....Geez, need we say more.



Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports


Tags: hayden christensen, HaydenChristensen

Reader Comments

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1. I could really give a crap less, but the dude isn't that bad. You can tell he at least has played the game before. Further, whoever the hump was who was running the camera and commentating needs to pipe down with the lame Star Wars references. Pretty weak, TMZ.

Posted at 11:49AM on Apr 17th 2008 by slap1328

2. Star Wars was the only place I ever saw him and boy he was terrible! Lucas made a bad decision hiring him.

Posted at 11:56AM on Apr 17th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

3. Okay, I watch TMZ videos all the time...whatever, mindless entertainment and such. But that, now that was funny. Come on! A grown man finishing up that meager "game" with a Capri-Sun...that's entertainment baby! -That's funny stuff!

Posted at 12:16PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Ryannes Mom

4. Capri Sun rocks! So says my 7 year old......

Posted at 12:21PM on Apr 17th 2008 by tracey

5. If you love Canadians so much, you would realize basketball isn't our sport like you Americans. He would beat your ass if he was playing Hockey. He is a nice guy don't be mean.

Posted at 1:03PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Susan

6. hayden is adorable. my bf is a high school bball coach so i find it very unattractive when a man isnt athletic BUT he's hayden christensen...he's on my list next to shia labeouf....keep the videos coming, mkay.

Posted at 1:12PM on Apr 17th 2008 by ms wonderland

7. Hey, what does everyone think of Hugh Hefner passing away this morning? R.I.P. in HELL Hugh.

Posted at 1:16PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Boris

8. Yes, gay men have a hard time with basketball.

Posted at 1:41PM on Apr 17th 2008 by brazen weep

9. Hefner isn't dead, douchbag. RIP in HELL Boris.

Posted at 1:46PM on Apr 17th 2008 by brazen weep

10. This guy is set for life. Funny how those who are fat worthless and unable to act, play sports or anything else worth noting, are quick to criticize those who can. Another sneak attack by the fat white greaseballs that run TMZ.

Posted at 1:47PM on Apr 17th 2008 by White Folks Critic

11. LOL! He's so queer! What grown man drinks Capri Sun? Gays should stick to decorating. #10 Gayden can't act either.

Posted at 12:19AM on Apr 18th 2008 by Crystal

12. TMZ, this is lame. The guy is just trying to play basketball. He sucks, so what. What about you? I don't see your fat photogs in any And1 Mixtapes or in the NBA. This is one of the most pointless posts you've made, even more pointless than your lame "all grown up" crap.

Posted at 2:22PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Wifey

13. Hey, at least this celebrity actually WORKS for his, instead of being some talentless, trust-funded, tity-sucker walking around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment!

Posted at 3:53PM on Apr 20th 2008 by BIG BOSS

14. He looks so adorable.
lol

Posted at 10:55PM on May 4th 2008 by Paola

15. I love when people say hes a bed actor it just makes me laugh
i always think to myself, oh yea you can do alot better surrounded by green screen
personally i thought he was great, his emotions were intense enough for me
and i actually believe in starwars he was surrounded by space and lava and all the sort of stuff
hes a good actor straight up



and whats wrong with a capri sun?
yea after playing ball i like to reward myself with a cosmopolitan
come on
STRAIGHT MEN CAN DRINK CAPRI SUN
if not then i have alot of talking to do with alot of my guy friends

Posted at 12:20PM on May 8th 2008 by Raquel

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