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Nanny's Folks -- Lowe Worked Her to the Bone

TMZ may have learned that Rob Lowe's nanny is a party girl and likes her some older man love, but, predictably enough, her family is trying to paint her as a saint.

In that People interview that we told you about yesterday, Jessica Gibson's dad says that the Lowes made her work "ridiculous" hours and that he was "shocked" when he heard about the Lowe blows. Likewise, the mom says that it's "absurd" to suggest that she tried to extort the Lowes for $1.5 million (we hear otherwise). Look Ma – no hands ... in the honeypot!

Papa Simpson Pimpin' Out Unborn Grandchild?


Joe Simpson was never shy about making a quick buck – or a hundred thousand – off his girls, and now he might have another kid to shill for some easy coin.

Ashlee might or might not be preggers, but Joe is already trying to cash in on the rumored baby, says the New York Post, offering up the baby pics for a cool mil. Problem is, no one really cares about Ash's kid, and one mag editor said she's more likely to corral $60K.

Of course, maybe the Simpsons are smarter than we think: all the speculation comes just a week before Ash's new album pops out.

Party Favors: Oprah Does Vegas ... Naomi Not Being Begged by BA ... Kareem Says "Horton" is the Ultimate Evil


Oprah Winfrey is taking her show to Las Vegas, says Vegas Confidential, and her guests will be Tina Turner and Cher, which is about as much diva fabulosity as one stage can contain. ... Naomi Campbell hasn't been asked back by BA, says the Evening Standard, despite rumors that she's suddenly back in the airline's good graces after her tantrum and arrest a couple weeks ago. ... Kareem Abdul-Jabbar writes on his blog that "Horton Hears a Who" is essentially the root of all social evil right now. Seriously, just read it. We can't make this stuff up.

Reader Comments

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31. um why do any americans care about any of these idots?

cause they have no freaking lives

some have nothng but little shallow minds anyone who continues to follow this sort of news is a waste of human flesh

go get a life and stop worrying or caring what some arse hole in hollyweird is doing and get back to being americans and doing the RIGHT THINGS
i e raising children to be happier than say you are and o yeh educate them better than your dumbass selves
and O YEH STOP PRODUCING SO MUCH VIOLENCE N SEXUAL CONTENT TO MAKE A BUCK
then blame children when they react to that CRAP

GET REAL AMERICA YOUR TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD IS ALMOST DONE
ACT NOW OR dont complain about it

when the world sucks

Posted at 8:22AM on Apr 18th 2008 by casowhocares

32. Thanks TMZ for directing me to Kareem's blog. He's a thoughtful, intelligent man who mirrors my concern over blatant sexism in movies. I'll be reading his blog from now on...

Posted at 3:18PM on Apr 17th 2008 by prettyinpink

33. Simpson dad's poop fiction!

Posted at 5:30PM on Apr 17th 2008 by yuk

34. "Kandie", is that your stripper name?

Posted at 6:27PM on Apr 17th 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

35. Yes, I am a kandie stripper...........................get it...........................you know like a candy striper! I just really make me laugh!

Posted at 6:51PM on Apr 17th 2008 by kandie

36. Kareen totally missed the point. The mayor's son was introverted, quiet, sort of goth, almost characterized as depressed -- at first glance. Nobody paid attention to him in the movie. He was "in the way" of his 96 sisters, doing his own thing. But, the lesson of the story was that, everyone was wrong about him. The mayor's son was a genius because, all the while nobody was paying attention to him, the boy was doing his own thing -- building a fantastic music "arena" that, ultimately, saved Whoville. The lesson wasn't that a boy saved Whoville (therefore, girls are incapable). The lesson was not judge; don't think someone "different" doesn't have something to offer. It was about boy vs. girl or that boys are more capable. Why do so many people always think it's about gender, or race, or religion, or whatever? Why can't we just take people for what they contribute (or don't contribute) to society, instead of trying to fit them into a category?

Posted at 12:18PM on Apr 18th 2008 by layne

37. i heard marylin monroe was a mind control victim and a sex slave . that sounds awful. im sorry!

Posted at 12:12AM on Apr 18th 2008 by poison APPLE HI

38. HA! That's actually pretty funny Kandie!

Posted at 9:57AM on Apr 18th 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

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