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Beauty4/17/2008 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Who Shocked J.R.?!

Bernard Schwartz aka Tony Curtis aka Jamie Lee Curtis' dad aka the father of the woman who co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in "Freaky Friday" has ditched his "Some Like It Hot" drag and taken up looking like a startled J.R. Ewing.

The 82-year-old Hollywood icon -- sans his 40-years-younger wife -- was like a deer caught in headlights when he arrived at a London hotel on Wednesday.

Sometimes the paparazzi can keep an older man up -- just as well as a little blue pill.

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*****Guy******:  1396 days ago

...looks like he saw his 70's movie..MANITOU...ha..hah..hahh...

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H B Rider:  1396 days ago

Any paparazzi is as welcomed as a fart in a car on a 90 degree day with the windows up. Any celebrity can tell you that. Has anyone found out where Harvey Levins family members are so people can start stalking them with cameras and asking them stupid questions? I'm just sayin'!

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barfy:  1396 days ago

looks like the gunslinger from Futureworld.

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Lucy Phoenix:  1396 days ago

Yay Tony! You were hot once. I am Sparticus!

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Cabo:  1396 days ago

This dude lost his mind a long time ago. He's always sashaying around Hollywood making a complete ass of himself. It's pitiful.

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Insert comical name here:  1396 days ago

I have always enjoyed watching Tony Curtis, he is one of the great entertainers. TMZ is lower than a snake's belly as usual for belittleing the extreme elderly for being old. I hope someone follows that dope Harvey around and makes fun of him when he is 80. Only bully's and losers make fun of the vulnerable.

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Mary Worth:  1396 days ago

Funny looking! Actually, hilarious!
Hadn't noticed how short he really is. But cameras can cover up anything!

Tony Curtis once famously said that "kissing Marilyn Monroe, is like kissing Hitler!"

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Twinker:  1396 days ago

I love Jewish Cowboys ;)

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Gladys:  1396 days ago

At least he has found something else to put on his head besides that GOD AWFUL RUG ...Toupee!

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Spaz:  1396 days ago

He's surprised because he doesnt have his rug on his head..That fake hair looked crazy on a 82 year old

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Kelli:  1396 days ago

JR Ewing was the bomb back in the day. Tony is a funny man and this is hilarious!

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Tamara:  1396 days ago

Take a close look at his pants in the left picture. Somethings seriously bunched up there.

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Jan:  1396 days ago

Good one H B Rider! Love it....I'm just sayin'..
TMZ writers and paps are idiots.

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Puter Boi:  1396 days ago

Tony Curtis is 82 years old?

That makes him 75 years too old for Harvey Levin.

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Kat:  1396 days ago

He was so good looking in The Great Race. He was sublime back then with the black curly hair and those baby blues.

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