Who Shocked J.R.?!

4/17/2008 5:00 PM PDT
Bernard Schwartz aka Tony Curtis aka Jamie Lee Curtis' dad aka the father of the woman who co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in "Freaky Friday" has ditched his "Some Like It Hot" drag and taken up looking like a startled J.R. Ewing.

The 82-year-old Hollywood icon -- sans his 40-years-younger wife -- was like a deer caught in headlights when he arrived at a London hotel on Wednesday.

Sometimes the paparazzi can keep an older man up -- just as well as a little blue pill.