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Who Shocked J.R.?!

Posted Apr 17th 2008 4:00PM by TMZ Staff

Bernard Schwartz aka Tony Curtis aka Jamie Lee Curtis' dad aka the father of the woman who co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in "Freaky Friday" has ditched his "Some Like It Hot" drag and taken up looking like a startled J.R. Ewing.

The 82-year-old Hollywood icon -- sans his 40-years-younger wife -- was like a deer caught in headlights when he arrived at a London hotel on Wednesday.

Sometimes the paparazzi can keep an older man up -- just as well as a little blue pill.

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Tags: Tony Curtis, TonyCurtis

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1. ...looks like he saw his 70's movie..MANITOU...ha..hah..hahh...

Posted at 4:16PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Pro-East-Coast

2. Any paparazzi is as welcomed as a fart in a car on a 90 degree day with the windows up. Any celebrity can tell you that. Has anyone found out where Harvey Levins family members are so people can start stalking them with cameras and asking them stupid questions? I'm just sayin'!

Posted at 4:22PM on Apr 17th 2008 by H B Rider

3. looks like the gunslinger from Futureworld.

Posted at 4:23PM on Apr 17th 2008 by barfy

4. Yay Tony! You were hot once. I am Sparticus!

Posted at 4:43PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Lucy Phoenix

5. This dude lost his mind a long time ago. He's always sashaying around Hollywood making a complete ass of himself. It's pitiful.

Posted at 4:47PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Sabra

6. I have always enjoyed watching Tony Curtis, he is one of the great entertainers. TMZ is lower than a snake's belly as usual for belittleing the extreme elderly for being old. I hope someone follows that dope Harvey around and makes fun of him when he is 80. Only bully's and losers make fun of the vulnerable.

Posted at 4:48PM on Apr 17th 2008 by did I say that out loud?

7. Funny looking! Actually, hilarious!
Hadn't noticed how short he really is. But cameras can cover up anything!

Tony Curtis once famously said that "kissing Marilyn Monroe, is like kissing Hitler!"

Posted at 4:50PM on Apr 17th 2008 by elder

8. I love Jewish Cowboys ;)

Posted at 4:55PM on Apr 17th 2008 by chicken stripper

9. He's surprised because he doesnt have his rug on his head..That fake hair looked crazy on a 82 year old

Posted at 5:03PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Spaz

10. JR Ewing was the bomb back in the day. Tony is a funny man and this is hilarious!

Posted at 5:04PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Kelli

11. At least he has found something else to put on his head besides that GOD AWFUL RUG ...Toupee!

Posted at 5:06PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Gladys

12. Good one H B Rider! Love it....I'm just sayin'..
TMZ writers and paps are idiots.

Posted at 5:17PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Jan

13. Take a close look at his pants in the left picture. Somethings seriously bunched up there.

Posted at 5:25PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Maria

14. Tony Curtis is 82 years old?

That makes him 75 years too old for Harvey Levin.

Posted at 5:37PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Puter Boi

15. He was so good looking in The Great Race. He was sublime back then with the black curly hair and those baby blues.

Posted at 5:44PM on Apr 17th 2008 by Moi

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