
The 82-year-old Hollywood icon -- sans his 40-years-younger wife -- was like a deer caught in headlights when he arrived at a London hotel on Wednesday.
Sometimes the paparazzi can keep an older man up -- just as well as a little blue pill.

Any paparazzi is as welcomed as a fart in a car on a 90 degree day with the windows up. Any celebrity can tell you that. Has anyone found out where Harvey Levins family members are so people can start stalking them with cameras and asking them stupid questions? I'm just sayin'!
This dude lost his mind a long time ago. He's always sashaying around Hollywood making a complete ass of himself. It's pitiful.
I have always enjoyed watching Tony Curtis, he is one of the great entertainers. TMZ is lower than a snake's belly as usual for belittleing the extreme elderly for being old. I hope someone follows that dope Harvey around and makes fun of him when he is 80. Only bully's and losers make fun of the vulnerable.
Funny looking! Actually, hilarious!
Hadn't noticed how short he really is. But cameras can cover up anything!
Tony Curtis once famously said that "kissing Marilyn Monroe, is like kissing Hitler!"
At least he has found something else to put on his head besides that GOD AWFUL RUG ...Toupee!
He's surprised because he doesnt have his rug on his head..That fake hair looked crazy on a 82 year old
Take a close look at his pants in the left picture. Somethings seriously bunched up there.
He was so good looking in The Great Race. He was sublime back then with the black curly hair and those baby blues.
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