Bernard Schwartz aka Tony Curtis aka Jamie Lee Curtis' dad aka the father of the woman who co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in "Freaky Friday" has ditched his "Some Like It Hot" drag and taken up looking like a startled J.R. Ewing. 
The 82-year-old Hollywood icon -- sans his 40-years-younger wife -- was like a deer caught in headlights when he arrived at a London hotel on Wednesday.
Sometimes the paparazzi can keep an older man up -- just as well as a little blue pill.
Beauty4/17/2008 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Great guy who doesn't need to be harassed by TMZ paps. He was gorgeous back in the day and it makes you realize that we're all going to get old some day. The only difference is we won't have a pack of a sleezy website's photographers snapping flashbulbs in our face without our permission and then putting them up to be made fun of.
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THE HAT LOOKS LIKE A TOP COVER OF THE CHIMNEY ON MY HOUSE ROOF .
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I hate these kind of "articles"...a pox on all those involved. To pick on the elderly and the infirmed is one of the most despicable behaviors. And the like minded comments here are evidence of sick people, plain and simple. What you put out comes back to you...
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This drunk mo-fo got a liver transplant very quickly, surpassing many ill people who didn't ruin their liver by drinking. I have hated him since.
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It's a bad photograph, as you admit, TMZ.. A decent photo and he'd look great, especially for 82.
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Dee, you're a dumbass. This is TONY CURTIS, NOT LARRY HAGMAN!!!!
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Wow! He has certainly changed- even within the last 10 years. I never would have recognized him!
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Lovely. His "wife" is younger than his daughter, who, by the way, is 50 years old, still gorgeous and aging gracefully! Sorry, Tony, you need to accept facts and take some advice from Jamie Lee!
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All you haters are idiots. Tony Curtis was one of the original hunks. Yeah, he got old. You should be so lucky.
Go Sox
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I think he looks great for 82 years old. I met Mr. Curtis last summer and he was in a wheelchair and very frail. This is a complete 180 from the way he looked almost a year ago. Give the man a break!!
GO SOX!!!
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this man is one of the greats, that was here when the so called star fame started,and tmz should just lay off of him, you know I use to like tmz but it seems, they are putting so many good people down, that i don't seem to like them as much
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