Bernard Schwartz aka Tony Curtis aka Jamie Lee Curtis' dad aka the father of the woman who co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in "Freaky Friday" has ditched his "Some Like It Hot" drag and taken up looking like a startled J.R. Ewing. 
The 82-year-old Hollywood icon -- sans his 40-years-younger wife -- was like a deer caught in headlights when he arrived at a London hotel on Wednesday.
Sometimes the paparazzi can keep an older man up -- just as well as a little blue pill.
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(Page 3 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3He looks 82 years old. His face looks frightening! SO plastic and smooth. Wrong....very wrong.
Jamie Lee Curtis looks NOTHING like this guy. I've heard that her real father was Charlton Heston.

















