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Beauty4/17/2008 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Who Shocked J.R.?!

Bernard Schwartz aka Tony Curtis aka Jamie Lee Curtis' dad aka the father of the woman who co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in "Freaky Friday" has ditched his "Some Like It Hot" drag and taken up looking like a startled J.R. Ewing.

The 82-year-old Hollywood icon -- sans his 40-years-younger wife -- was like a deer caught in headlights when he arrived at a London hotel on Wednesday.

Sometimes the paparazzi can keep an older man up -- just as well as a little blue pill.

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Sandra D:  1396 days ago

He looks 82 years old. His face looks frightening! SO plastic and smooth. Wrong....very wrong.

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Leela:  1396 days ago

Jamie Lee Curtis looks NOTHING like this guy. I've heard that her real father was Charlton Heston.

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Black Teef:  1396 days ago

Jamie Lee Curtis has, or had, a penis.

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