Jenna Jameson: Shuck It, Slurp It
Just how long does it take a porn star to shove an oyster down her throat?
Just how long does it take a porn star to shove an oyster down her throat?
16. I always though she smelled fishy, now I know it's not the millions of men she slept with its because she likes seafood.
Posted at 3:40PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Lets play
17. Whore. Fugly whore, at that.
Posted at 4:52PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Sasha
18. You know , most human beings would die from shame if they see that 80% of the people talking about them , is talking smack and hard core nasty insults . Yet the fame ' whore' (s) still hunger for the attention .
What has Jenna done to make the world a better place ?
What has she done with her millions that she obtained while screwing men and women on film / video ?
When have you ever seen her dressed like a classy woman or a woman her age for that matter ?
Why does she think that baring parts of her body EVERY time she is photographed is what it takes to get the attention she is obviously so desperate for ? You either see the boobs , the legs , the ass , etc.
Doing porn as your choice career comes with many many downfalls and if you have zero dignity then it is the perfect career for you . But if you have any shred of dignity , well for one , you will NEVER get true respect . You will always be thought of as a whore , slut , ho , prostitute , sleazebag .
You will never be thought of as ' smart ' and having your act together. To be a smart porn star is akin to a cat being called smart just because he crapped in the kitty litter box versus your living room floor.
You will never have your dignity back no matter what you do , even if it's ' H ' movies called stripper dead , stripper mummies , stripper frankenstein , stripper vampires , stripper zombies.
You will always be known as a disease ridden individual .
You will always be laughed at behind your back and never taken seriously , even if you have a leech boyfriend who will never carry his own and drives YOUR cars , lives in YOUR homes and lets YOU pay for the meals 75% of the time .
Bottom line , the only vindication Jenna could ever hope for to be taken seriously in any capacity is to focus on philanthropic work , dress like a lady , hide that tattoo on her lower leg that may look nice up close , but from afar looks sloppy and trashy , cut down on the tranny makeup and lay low until this new transition has reached it's potential to be unveiled to the world as the new and HUGELY improved Jenna .
Otherwise , she's just another ho in a handbasket who likes to think she is smart because she made a lot of money having all kinds of sexual acts on camera , thus in her mind she is a smart businesswoman , lol.
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Posted at 7:03PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Get yer act together girl ...
19. I'm just glad to see she ate something!! She is skin n bones.. and gross
Posted at 2:06PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Mysty
20. Oh who cares, let the girl eat in peace.
Posted at 6:46AM on Apr 22nd 2008 by Kat