Von A-Hole Picks the Gayest Fight Ever

31. i had no idea that the "eccentric old gay guy" who sits near me at starbucks everyday was HIM -- i thought he was just another old queen who likes to hit on the young guys --

Posted at 5:09PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Scott

32. I'm confused, I thought HE's gay! I've seen him in gay clubs in West Hollywood, usually with a handsome young man at his side. Maybe he's a self-hating closet case?

Posted at 7:39PM on Apr 18th 2008 by John

33. Just the facts. I partied with Zsa Zsa a lot in the '70s, and watched how she treated her men. PUKE VON A-HOLE IS MARRIED TO A BALL-BUSTING BULLDOZER OF A BROAD & AS I STOOD BEHIND HER WHEN SHE BOBBED GOOD NATUREDLY FOR APPLES AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY I TRIPPED ON HOW SHE HAS A BUTT LIKE A CLYDESDALE (IT TURNED ME ON - JUST THE FACTS). BUT we all know in our hard of hards that every gay cat the world round, whether they are rockin'-em-&-ram-roodling with their boyfriends or just drifting off into somaville sans partner and strokin' it a few times, is REALLY fantasizing they are having a 3-way with PUKE VON A-HOLE and LARRY THE CABLE GUY. -joe friday

Posted at 3:37AM on Apr 19th 2008 by joe friday

34. I love it when TMZ picks on this guy. He is such an idiot! I don't think TMZ does it for good stories, they just do it to humor themselves as well as the public. This guy is so stupid!! Thanks for giving me a good laugh TMZ!!

Posted at 10:29AM on Apr 19th 2008 by Morgan

35. I love ze prinze. That woman attacking him is so stupid. West Hollywood is just an awesome place to be. There's plenty of straight guys who love it, too.

Posted at 2:20PM on May 24th 2008 by Neon