Suri's Two -- Thanks Xenu!

Lil' Suri and a few close Thetan tots celebrated her second b-day yesterday, as Scientolomom Katie Holmes and her controlling devoted hubby Tom Cruise watched -- making sure the kiddies didn't try to make a run for it.
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The party was held at a Hollywood Hills mansion ... it's rumored to be used by the Church of Scientology as a retreat.

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1. Happy B-Day little Suri! You're a precious child!

Posted at 1:22PM on Apr 19th 2008 by z1nonly

2. Make a run for it kiddo, your dad is a lunatic set on world domination in the name of Star Trek

Posted at 1:30PM on Apr 19th 2008 by the REAL Joanne Davis

3. come join us katie, your a robot like me.

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 19th 2008 by r2d2

4. Disgusting, revolting, vile people. And that kid is one of the ugliest children alive.

Posted at 1:34PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Cj

5. Happy Birthday to a beautiful little girl. I have to admit that I didn't know the difference in which parent was which in the picture to start with.

Posted at 1:34PM on Apr 19th 2008 by 39 forever

6. freaks. i wish they'd go away.

except Suri. she's still cute so far...but i'll reserve judgment til she's old enough to speak in sentences.

Posted at 1:34PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Shalayla

7. CHECK OUT THE HEELS ON TOM'S SHOE!!!!!!!!!LMAO

Posted at 1:38PM on Apr 19th 2008 by happymomof3

8. She looks just like L. Ron Hubbard-the nose. Ifeel sorry for her , having Dip-wad as a father.

Posted at 1:47PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Bunnie

9. Lucky Girl! Freedom of Religion and tons of money.

Posted at 2:30PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Fanny Steinburg

10. Just more cult members. These two and everyone involved in Scientrashology make my skin crawl.
I feel sorry for Suri.

Posted at 1:51PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Seriously

11. The unsuspecting "guest" getting the Hubbard Death Grip by Tom is his son Connor Cruise you dimwits. He's a tall boy

Posted at 2:02PM on Apr 19th 2008 by vision

12. It will surprise the heck out of me if Katie stays with him forever. Certainly she must see how odd her life is and her daughters are going to be. Make a run for it Katie.

Posted at 2:34PM on Apr 19th 2008 by lori

13. You people may not like Tom - but he is one of the most magnetic alluring superstars alive today.

Of course, todays starts dont have the mystique of yesteryears - but Cruise is a top notch as they can get for this era

Posted at 2:29PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Extreme Beauty

14. Criticize the Cruise family all you like but, doesnt it disturb you just a little when you look at the angle that the photo was taken from? Its almost like someone was hiding in the woods or in a tree to get a shot of a toddlers Bday party. Man, I'd whup somebodys @ss if that happened at my little girls bday party. Its immoral, unethical and just plain not right.

Posted at 2:33PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Is it that serious

15. Some people may not like Tom - but he is as magnetic and alluring as any superstar today


There is just no one at his level now

Posted at 2:34PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Extreme Beauty

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