Suri's Two -- Thanks Xenu!

Lil' Suri and a few close Thetan tots celebrated her second b-day yesterday, as Scientolomom Katie Holmes and her controlling devoted hubby Tom Cruise watched -- making sure the kiddies didn't try to make a run for it.
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The party was held at a Hollywood Hills mansion ... it's rumored to be used by the Church of Scientology as a retreat.

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61. This little girl just turning two years old is incredibly tall for her age. It does seem possible that she is in reality more like 2 1/2 years old. Even with a tall mom, her height is unusual.

Posted at 7:51PM on Apr 19th 2008 by wendy

62. Tall, Short, doesn't matter - TOM IS A SCIENTOLO-FREAK. Tom is the one more obsessed with his own STUBBINESS than anyone of us! He's wearing elevator athletic shoes!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. First time I have seen something like that. Must be specially made by the Scientolo-Elves in the workshop underneath the Church.


Katie sold out quicker than the i-Phone to get this gig. A lifetime of financial security was worth it I guess. She lost her life, her individuality, her soul, her child's life and soul - but she has money to travel the world and buy ugly high-fashion clothes, get plastic surgery and pose like a mannequin in front of cameras. She didn't do shi* to get any of this...she just had to marry a religious, delusional fanatic, yet she walks around like she's now better than everyone else.

She's a LOSER. Tom's a LOSER. And Suri just LOSES.


It's odd to see a 2-yr. old still drinking from bottles, don't most of us agree? There's something not right with the whole thing. Nothing ever adds up with this Freaky Family.

Posted at 7:59PM on Apr 19th 2008 by FREEDOM of SPEECH II

63. Holy Cow.

Scientology is a very impressive religion, which is why it is s attractive to so many people.

It offers real answers that work.

I realize that people who post anti Scientology

Do so because they are told what to think by their tee vee or Taloid Magazines in Suermarkets.

Scientology isnt the problem.

The populatoin has been drugged up....

And dumbed down...... to such an extent that they parrot political propaganda like mindless zombies.

All as pawns in a propaganda campign that they dont even know they are the usefull idiots for.

The "anti Scientology" posters do not know that they are the ones being brainwashed by international narco-terrorists who control the media.

Posted at 8:18PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Brian

64. I wish you wouldn't even put things on here about them! They are both freaks and that little girl is going to be the biggest BRAT around!!! I wonder if she is still sucking on a bottle????? Looks like she's still holding on to a blanket!!! I think she is a homely child and they dress her like a dork even if her clothes are expensive!!!

Posted at 8:27PM on Apr 19th 2008 by I Agree.........

65. The "anti Scientology" political campaigns in the International Media are being promoted by International Narco Terrorist Crime Families who sit on the boards of directors of major media chains.

These International crime families are involved in Narco Trafficking (heroine, cocaine as well as Pharmecueitcals), Weapons Trafficking, White Slavery, genocide, arms trafficking to violent regimes in the Middle East and Africa and are as well involved in the training, funding and operating of terrorist groups.

Posted at 8:29PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Brian

66. The group "Anonymous" is really out to get the Church of Scientology. I wonder what is going to be said and happen in May?

Posted at 8:29PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Victoria

67. I've never understood all the hype over TC-he's short, has a big ugly nose & as far as I'm concerned, isn't even a good actor. From what I understand, Katie has been totally brain-washed & doesn't even have anything to do with all her old friends. They didn't even know that she knew TC when they became a big item out there. Scientology is totally creepy. They blackmail anybody who tries to leave the cult with all their tapes & files that they have on them from when they joined the cult. That's why Nicole never says anything about them. These people are evil control freaks & TC is their top trophy. They use him to do PR & try to entice other dimwit celebrities into joing that lunatic cult. I'll never pay one red cent to his pompous *ss on film. As far as I'm concerned, he's a wahed up has-been, not to mention a lunatic.

Posted at 8:39PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Kitty

68. The leaders of the "Anonymous" group have ties to the same entity that founded Al Qaeda.

Both Anonymous and Al qaeda unwittingly serve hidden interests.

Posted at 8:41PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Brian

69. That's right and psychiatrists also planned 9/11, sank the Titantic, torched the Hindenburg, shot Kennedy, and invented New Coke and Nickelback.

Posted at 8:46PM on Apr 19th 2008 by brain

70. 911 was done to psychologically traumatize the population.

(aka PSY-OP = PSYCHOLOGICAL OPERATION)

Some people made alot of money off of it.

(As in hundereds of billions.)


Posted at 8:55PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Brian

71. Its too bad, because I really liked Katie in the last Crap Man movie, but she threw it all away to become a brainwashed alien thetan imbecile.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:00PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Goober

72. brian, i think you might be a little nuts. i'm just sayin'....

Posted at 12:13AM on Apr 20th 2008 by daisybroad

73. LOL # 70.
'Brian' is probably one of the $10 an hour Scientologist church members locked up in a basement with no window, being asked to 'serve' the rich celebutants of the Church of Scientoloonies by trolling the internet for negative comments about their 'church'.
Look- Scientologists have a right to believe what they want-this is America. Do what they want- but 1) I do not want to hear about it 2) do not judge ME cause I do not believe what you believe and 3) ANY belief system or religion that JUDGES others trying to do their best with what they have is rotten to the core and not in the least GOD like.
Poor little Suri- I hope she has a good head on her shoulders. Her parents should try staying home and celebrating in one of their supersized mansions to allow her one day to be a normal kid.

Posted at 9:05PM on Apr 19th 2008 by tan

74. Thomas Mapother, alias Tom Cruise, is a pole smoker and an uneducated blithering brainwashed fugly imbecile.

Posted at 9:05PM on Apr 19th 2008 by Sir Humpalot

75. the comments on this board r consistent with the typical poster.....everyone is entitled to believe in what they want to believe in and Tom and Katie r no different than u or I...but the spewing of hate is really sad, I have always believed that prejudice is lack of knowledge. Katie and Tom seem incredibly happy and nothing is wrong with that. HAPPY B-DAY to Suri btw.

Posted at 9:10PM on Apr 19th 2008 by CRACKING ME UP!!

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