In Beverly Hills on Friday, the female species Lohanticus erectus, characterized by her wind-blown blonde locks and big sunglasses, strolled through a parking lot.
Expert Lohan-thropologists have identified this as the older subspecies. We're not entirely convinced.
31. TMZ = THE BIGGEST FAME WHORE
Posted at 7:25AM on Apr 21st 2008 by Nuke em & we Own Em
32. Isnt calling DiLo a media whore pretty much giving whores a bad name?
Posted at 8:23AM on Apr 21st 2008 by bakes
33. she look's real hot.
Posted at 8:31AM on Apr 21st 2008 by big joey
34. bob - i'll just bet stedman is your bff! sorry you like fat girls. get your dilo/stedman story straight - and maybe start reading the internet. the dina-stedman connection has been WELL publicized on perez and other other gossip sites - even when i spent last summer in the uk! i assume they are still together but haven't been searching the web for stories.
oh, and bob - stedman only has educated friends. watch your grammar honey.
Posted at 9:28AM on Apr 21st 2008 by irene gracey, size 0
35. Just plain freaky? I think Dina Lohan is looking HOT! But I guess queers like Harvey Levin would think that a lovely woman is "just plain freaky" and I'm sure Harvey is not the sort who would "get a rise" out of the female species.
Posted at 9:34AM on Apr 21st 2008 by just me
36. irene gracey, smoking crack in order to fit your otherwise fat skanky ass in a size 0 doesn't count. but then again, we all know you meant to say irene gracey IQ 0.
Posted at 9:50AM on Apr 21st 2008 by me
37. me and tyquanna - hahahahaha! i am amused that you find my size threatening. sorry girls, but boys will only tell you that your "curves" are delicious b/c it's closing time and they want to get into your pants. believe me, MEN wil lie to your face (oooh baby, i like a woman with some meat on her bones) - and they will choose me over you. sorry if that offends you. but it's true nonetheless.
lindsay looks great. well, maybe tweak that hair color a bit, honey. a little too much blonde at the moment. but the bod is rockin and these fat b!tches are just jealous. you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 10:43AM on Apr 21st 2008 by irene gracey, size 0
38. Well Paris must be jealous of Kim K because men want the Kim K look when it comes to women. It takes a certain type of build to be able to handle a curvy woman. I look at Paris and want to feed her something she looks too thin. She could win that game survivor hands down. Starve for months "THAT'S HOT". Kim K works hard and has real relationships and can have real friends. People use Paris to get popular. Kim K got her show and I actually watched it. Paris show just revealed just how out of touch she really is with the rest of us. Kim K can work at her family store, go to a model shoot, party, and so much more.
Kim K went on the Tyra show to discuss her video mistake. We all have made mistakes but she has bounced back. I hope Kim K stays away from Paris and just focuses on her career. Paris needs to go get a booty shot.
Posted at 10:44AM on Apr 21st 2008 by Tyquanna
39. LOL!! Yes, I am certain you know all about "boys" lying to your ugly face. Sorry sweetie, but I don't do boys. I leave the little boys for littls girls like yourself. I also do not frequent bars without my husband. He's the one who f*ucked my brains out at the club the other night and got high fived by the club goers afterwards. And believe me sweetheart, being threatened by a nameless, faceless stranger or anyone else for that matter isn't something I have ever experienced. It's not possible. But shallow peple like you know all about being threatened by real women, otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to validate yourself by advertising your fake size on a gossip website. You're the one who not only gets laughed at on the internet, but also in your pathetic little life. And if a little boy has the power to make you feel bad about yourself by lying to you, then you need to find some self esteem. What's it like being lied to your face for a piece of a$$? It's no wonder you idolize crackhead, attention whore, alcoholics like the Lohans. A real man, a man who has standards and knows what he wants for life and not just for one night in the backseat of his car will never choose you, and that's sad. I, on the other, have already sealed the deal.
Posted at 11:58AM on Apr 21st 2008 by me
40. So TMZ first attacked the Olson girls, then Paris, Then Britney, and now Lohan. When are you people going to attack yourselves for you inept life experiences of your own voyeuristic lives. Your arrogance won't of course allow you to do that. Too bad, we can't get some interesting news on the rich and famous without this constant slime of smear and attack by the human trash at TMZ headquarters.
Posted at 12:31PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Jake
41. Hey Me - your parents must be so proud. You sound like the ultimate ho (hum). And not at all credible. Honestly.
Lindsay looks awesome and so does her Mom!
Posted at 1:02PM on Apr 21st 2008 by deanna miller superstar
42. She is such a whore and now we know what her daughter will look like when she reaches her 40's, if she lives that long, which hopefully wont happen.
Posted at 1:04PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Kevin
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