Eddie Van Halen: Might as Well ... Plump?!
After suffering an undisclosed medical problem earlier this year, Eddie Van Halen did his best Meg Ryan lip impression -- without the aid of any invasive procedure -- as he went through security at LAX. 
Eddie puckered up and said goodbye to his girlfriend Janie before heading off to rejoin his band mates on tour in Reno. Eddie's mystery ailment derailed the tour for five weeks.
Unlike many in Hollywood, TSA found no collagen on Eddie's person.
