Jennifer to Brad: Chew on This!

Brad Pitt may have tossed her aside, but Jennifer Aniston clearly didn't turn to the Häagen-Dazs! The 39-year-old hottie chilled in Miami over the weekend, making sure the sun shined on every tiny angle of her body.



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61. Been there, done that.....nothing special and RAN away without so much as a backward glance.

Posted at 2:41PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Brad Pitt

62. Has anyone ever heard Jennifer speak out, lately? Those guys she has been dating; were they supposed to be committments?
Can she please, please, please date without some of us expecting it to lead to marriage?


Brad looks happiest when he's with George Clooney!

Posted at 2:41PM on Apr 21st 2008 by lumen

63. Angelina isn't having a family because she wants someone to love. She's having a family because she wants someone to love her. She wants to be worshipped by her tribe of savages, like some Indian witch queen.

Women think having kids is a sign of emotional maturity -- but maybe it's just a sign of loneliness and selfishness. Because it seems to me, a responsible person would NOT be having kids at this particular historical moment, when we're right on the verge of major disaster. I don't know if that' was the reasoning of Aniston, she probably just wanted to keep her figure -- and she did -- but it was still the right decision. I look at these people popping out kids by the cartload and it is just like "What are you thinking?"

Posted at 2:44PM on Apr 21st 2008 by MercyHumppe

64. she has a better body then Angie but Angie is so much more talented and she has a gorgeous face. but if i were a man i would go with Angie . i heard Jen is to needy when it comes to guy
dont care much for Jen or her movies. Angie is a true movie star and knows how to act. she can do anything . she can be any kind of character and Jen is always the same character ! friends has been off the air for a while now so why does she still play the same character in movies??? i hated that show anyways because the humor was just horrible.

Angelina Joli and Brad Pitt are the best !!! we dont see that many good actors anymore. they all suck. especially the young ones. all they do is get caught on video doing sex. they are worthless and wont go no where in holly weird .
where are all the good actors/actresses at these days??? the old timers still rock and no one can ever compete with them !
and where are all the good movies at?? give us some good acting ! my god! they all suck. young ones dont have a clue of what they are doing these days. they make fools out of themselves and thats about it.

Posted at 2:59PM on Apr 21st 2008 by standby

65. Back in 2002 I was working at a famous studio in the Burbank. Jen was in her silver jag, I was walking and caused her to have to stop... when I looked over at her she wiggled her fingers and gave me a huge smile... she is truly that beautiful in person, simply gorgeous...

Posted at 2:48PM on Apr 22nd 2008 by Raw420

66. Angie should adopt the kids that were taken away from all those mothers(4get what its called) AMERICAN KIDS need help also !

shes having kids because she loves kids !! and the hell with Jennifer!
we all have our problems and Angie isn't perfect but shes one strong woman and i give her AND Brad so much credit for helping people around the world !!!
what does Jen do?? she shows off that nice ass of hers to get attention for her stupid movie !

Posted at 3:05PM on Apr 21st 2008 by TONY PENSO

67. she takes 3 minute showers! she has to stink .

Posted at 3:07PM on Apr 21st 2008 by YOUR NAME

68. MercyHumppe, you don't understand human psychology. Logic says you shouldn't have a lot of children during a disaster or when one is looming but instinct says we need to have children in hopes that some of them survive and carry on the genes. You are very sensible and see that we would be better off reserving the limited resources to improve the chances for all but most people just operate by instinct. Don't condemn Angelina for being a normal human being.

Go Sox

Posted at 3:11PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Baseball Junkie

69. Yeah, I would've dumped this dog for angie too, nothing out of the ordinary, see her face and body a million times at the mall....xtremely average girl.
you are posing here jennifer, you phoney.
POSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:16PM on Apr 21st 2008 by adam

70. I wish the white man would stop brain washing white women to think skinny is cute, when it just makes them look like little 12 year old girls. EAT A HAMBURGER JENN!

Posted at 3:20PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Sassy & Cute

71. can we, like, do something about the face?
also, can this nuisance stop knocking on the arquettes door after every sad love story.
they have to be so sick and tired of acting interested anymore. leave them alone, jen. they're too polite to tell you to your face.
go try and catch another bouquet, you're a pathetic loser at love.
oh, and your face, it's unfortunate.
your augmented body, not AS unfortunate.
acting skills, very unfortunate.

Posted at 3:35PM on Apr 21st 2008 by please...

72. Shame on you Jennifer...you see the camera on you...this was quite intentional. Is this supposed to make Brad jealous or something? When he has Angelina riding him??????????? Poor, Dear, Jen, clueless.
I think Hollywood is about through with you.

Posted at 3:40PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Derek

73. Brad Pitt “Despised” Jennifer Aniston

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/brad_pitt_despised_jennifer_aniston.htm

Posted at 3:45PM on Apr 21st 2008 by tjr

74. Tad had that for three years and got tired of that. Brad had that for four years and got tired of that. Why isn't the title Vince, Paul S, The movie Grip chew on this? OH because no one cares about Jennifer Aniston except if Brad's name is attached. Understoon TMZ.

Posted at 3:54PM on Apr 21st 2008 by well

75. YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT TO ABOUT ANGELINA, AT LEAST SHE HAS SUBSTANCE IN HER LIFE AND PURPOSE. WHAT DOES JENNIFER HAVE A STRING OF BROKEN RELATIONSHIPS SHE CAN'T EVEN KEEP A MAN FOR GOODNESS SAKES! DON'T YOU EVER WONDER WHY? IF SHE SO HOT WHY IS SHE SINGLE. AND HER CHILD BEARING YEARS ARE ALMOST OVER AND SHE WILL BE STUCK WITH HER SELF THAT IS SOOOO WEIRD THAT SHE CAN'T KEEP A MAN IT'S BECAUSE SHE WILL BORE A MAN TO DEATH ASK SOME OF HER FORMER BOYFRIENDS.

Posted at 3:58PM on Apr 21st 2008 by sue

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