Ultimate Douchebag Will Wrestle Again

16. Isn't this the guy no one invited to their high school parties?

yep, that's him

Posted at 2:56PM on Apr 21st 2008 by CoolGirl2008

17. How funny that the writer of this article put "Apparently, writhing around with sweaty, half-naked members of the same-sex is a hard job to give up!" Well, you just described how Harvey Levin spends his Saturday nights!! I'm just sayin'!

Posted at 3:03PM on Apr 21st 2008 by H B Rider

18. The moon and the stars and the planets must have recently aligned.

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 21st 2008 by hunguS

19. i thought this guy was dead...

Posted at 4:25PM on Apr 21st 2008 by VAN HALEN ROCKS

20. The Warrior had one the most entertaining runs through the WWE (WWF at the time).
During matches leading up to pay-per-view events, he often would grab his opponent, pull his face/mouth apart in a sort of double fishhooking, then stick the poor bastard's face in the camera and cut a promo, right in the middle of the match.
It was one of the most amazing things I have ever seen on TV.
Shame he's such a jerk in his real life.

Posted at 5:24PM on Apr 21st 2008 by bloatboy

21. Orlando Jordan is bi? I worked an indy show a while back that he was main eventing, and he noticed my nipple rings, asking me how it felt to get em done and such. now reading about OJ on here, that explains a lot.

Posted at 8:43PM on Apr 21st 2008 by RoninVamp

22. Ironically, Orlando Jordan is openly bi-sexual. Funny that. Warrior is just a rambling insane guy who could NEVER wrestle. He was his persona with no talent but shaking the ropes.

Posted at 7:48PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Patty

23. This sped needs a good arse whoopin'. I would love to have the chance to just take a steel ladder and give hime the old WWF-style what for but I'm sure he would go into one of his steroid rages and try and rip my pants off before oiling himself up and pinning me down.

Posted at 9:43PM on Apr 21st 2008 by bankholdup

24. TMZ stop bothering with reporting wrestling stuff, it's no good for you guys since oooo i think maybe 5% of the people that visit this site would know who he is, yeah you guys truly don't think of who visits this site.

Posted at 10:19PM on Apr 21st 2008 by Krystal

25. Leave it to the TMZ marks to recite verbatim what they read on this site and then claim it to be "their opinion". Pathetic. Proof positive you eat what you're fed, and all this coming from the shmuck from The People's Court? What a waste. As for Warrior, he's still the man after all these years. And to this day, he seems to be the one of the few people alive to live his own life, abide by his own ways, and being more than just a "Normal". Warrior is a legend, and a hell of a guy

Posted at 1:12AM on Apr 22nd 2008 by King Enigma

26. Does anyone remember that this is actually the 2nd incarnation of "The Ultimate Warrior". The first one died in a car accident and Vince McMahon, being the sensitive soul he is, decided that the show must go on. He found a servicable look-alike, threw on the makeup and bicep ties and unleashed him back into the ring without missing a beat. Wouldn't want to miss a scheduled appearance over some little thing like someone's death, would he?

Posted at 7:17PM on Apr 22nd 2008 by Rnaif

27. For all you who have negative things to say about THE WARRIOR, get a life. You won't and can't do half the things in your lifetimes, that this man has. I strongly suggest going back to your video games, and blowing whatever needs to be blown up in the games you play. Don't judge someone, until you hear the whole story. Concentrate on what you think is ULTIMATE in your lifetime. In the entertainment phase of his life, he said, THE TARGET IS SCOPED AND LOCKED FOR DESTRUCTION, TAKE THE TARGET OUT...............ONE WARRIOR NATION LIVES ON, and you nay sayers are not part of that.

Posted at 8:13PM on Apr 23rd 2008 by Radio Man In Ct

28. Warrior rules!

Posted at 7:21PM on Apr 22nd 2008 by Joe

29. Rnaif there was no other Ultimate Warrior,the Warrior and The Renegade were different people and it was The Renegade who died.

Posted at 7:24PM on Apr 22nd 2008 by 2ndincar

30. The return of the head case! The Ultimate Wanker has lived in a fantasy world past, present and future when it comes to the belief that he actually thinks he is high and mighty. When in actual fact he, for the good part of his wrestling career, has been the greatest laughing stock of our time. Do the promoters actually think that this match will become some sort of sell out? Why? Because the idiot is "returning" to the ring. It is fact that the way this man makes a living for the past few years is by suing whoever makes unjust comments about him. He is an idiot beyond anything that can be described, an embarassment in the world of professional wrestling and quite simply a joke! Greats have come and gone, Eddie Guerrero, Curt Hennig, Owen Hart but jokers like the Ultimate Moron still walk the earth. I don't get it.

Posted at 8:05PM on Apr 22nd 2008 by The Gozfather